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Errol Lee Shepherd

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Well, I'm working 'round the clock on The Internet, writing poetry and prose, and attempting sales nonstop, while dabbling in photography and a few other things as well. I have a Free Video Audio Entertainment Website @ http://www.errolleeshepherd.biz I've got a great many favourite quotes, but most of them come from my own "GWENDELLYN'S STAIRCASE" (1989) from my 844 Page PoetryBook 2 "FLIGHT OF THE BUTTERFLY" (2002) also mentioned over at The Video/Audio Gallery Website.
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November 11

' "JANIS" (The Original) ', My Newest Song, Is UP

 "SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF INDEX PAGE 1"
 
or
 
TO
 
HEAR
 
"JANIS"
 
My Newest Song,
 
 
(The Original).
 
It's got a hint of a JAMES BOND air to it, ... if you don't mind espionage.
 
The song is written and performed by myself,
 
but
 
there's an echo of the original JAMES BOND 007 Theme Music behind it.
 
I've also got another newer version, coming along soon, ... I'll be placing directly below it
 
at
 
THE BOTTOM OF THE INDEX PAGE 1.
 
"DREAMING OF JANIS JOPLIN"
 
a
100%
Errol Lee Shepherd
Presentation,
(created and performed by myself, singing on GODIN)
 
Sincerely,
 
Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
or
 
November 01

DANGERS OF A HIGH CENTRE-OF-GRAVITY AND A LAZY-MAN'S LOAD

 "NEVER PUT ALL YOUR EGGS INTO ONE BASKET"
(And Watch Out For KHRUSHCHEV'S BIN LADEN)
 
 
     If you've ever carried 3 or 4 times more dirt in a wheelbarrow, than ideally is wise to have carried, ...  do you remember when it went over unexpectedly onto its side in the middle of the back yard?
     That's called 'A LAZY MAN'S LOAD'.
     Always take several trips, each trip with a lighter load.
 
     With large ships, the BIGGER the load, the more important it is to wait for fine sailing weather, before lifting anchor and shoving off.
 
     With oceanliners and freighters, the same logic holds true.
     In high winds, when the vessel rocks in the waves, ... it's very easy for the vessel to capsize when it possesses a high centre of gravity.
     Always avoid a high centre of gravity, especially managing something very 'TIPPY' (like a tall ship for example).
 
     (...  Imagine if you will, ... a Seal, balancing a rainbow beachball on the tip of its nose!) 
 
     This is so very true, with motorcycles and even bicycles as well.
 
     DO BE CAREFUL!
 
     There was a Ferry somewhere in The Netherlands recently, which late at night during high-winds in the middle of a thunderstorm, started taking on water, listing and went down in shallow depths a short distance off the coast.
 
     I remember about 12 years ago, a Toronto Racing Sailboat vanished mysteriously somewhere in The Bermuda Triangle.  One second it was there, ... the next it was gone.  Suspicions were, ... that a large wave came over the bow, and down it went into Davy Jones Locker.
     Another similar large sailing craft, in the same general area didn't actually vanish, ... but some beautiful lady was swept off the deck by a large wave when she went out for a breather in the storm.
     Tragic!  Utterly Tragic!
 
     But the reason I mention it is this.
     Sometimes when a ship is REALLY BIG, ... it's wise to anchor it in harbour and change it into a Luxury Floating Hotel or Casino.
 
     That is to say, ... "Do you remember 'THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE'?"
     FRIGHTFUL, wasn't it?
     Yes, indeed it was.
     And then there was The Titanic.
     Ah yes!  Who'll ever forget, ... 'THE TITANIC'?
     NEPTUNE, remembers ONLY TOO WELL!
    'They thought they built a ship, that the water never knew'.
 
     And indeed they DID!  Who can deny it?
 
     But the thing is this.
     When a BIG ship goes down, ... it makes a gigantic WHIRLPOOL, ... and when the frantic passengers are screaming clambering in a panic to escape, ... they all get sucked down into murky bubbling-churning ocean depths.
     And imagine at night, if it runs up on a shoal?
 
     Ideally, THE PERFECT SHIP, SHOULD HAVE A LOW CENTRE OF GRAVITY.
 
     Once they start taking on water and listing, ...  "You've got a MEDICAL PROBLEM!  There's NO ESCAPE!"
 
BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!
SAIL ON A LITTLE BOAT.
MAKE IT TO FANTASY ISLAND ALIVE!
 
 
Concernedly Yours,
Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
    
October 27

' "ELEANOR RIGBY" by SIR PAUL McCARTNEY & JOHN LENNON' IS UP

' "GREENSLEEVES" by KING HENRY VIIIth' 1525 A.D.
Is
COMING NEXT!
 
 
 
" 'ELEANOR RIGBY' BY SIR PAUL McCARTNEY AND JOHN LENNON, ...  IS UP"
(It's On ALL 7 PAGES, Either TOP or BOTTOM)
 
 
 
 
 
I've just posted a new recording
of
"GEORGIA ON MY MIND"
by
HOAGY CARMICHAEL & STUART GORRELL
 
Performed Of Course
by
Myself
'Errol Lee Shepherd'.
 
 
It's on Pages 1, 3, 5, and 7.
 
 
I've also posted a new recording
of
"GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME"
by
Curly Putman
 
Again
Performed by Myself
'Errol Lee Shepherd'
 
onto
Pages 2, 4 and 6.
 
 
"ELEANOR RIGBY"
by
Sir Paul McCartney & John Lennon
 
Performed by Myself
'Errol Lee Shepherd'
 
is
 
On ALL 7 PAGES, Either TOP or BOTTOM.
 
 
"GREENSLEEVES" by KING HENRY VIIIth 1525 A.D."
is
COMING NEXT!
 
 
 
 
If you'd like to listen to them, just click on the following link, and then use the TOOLBAR:
 
or
 
Yours Truly,
Errol Lee Shepherd
October 17

I'VE ADDED 50 AT MY NEW WEBSITE: errolleeshepherdsingingonguitar.com

 "IF YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR, MY FIRST PERFORMANCE"
Plus
50 More
 
or
 
 
"FROZEN"
by
MADONNA CICCONE & PATRICK LEONARD
 
 
There's a different MP3 Soundtrack on each of the 7 pages
but
they're all of the same song.
 
 
I hope to put up an additional new celebrity song every week.
 
 
I just opened the site this morning at 7:30 A.M., after working on it all night.
 
HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!
 
 
                                                                                                                         Yours Musically,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
 
 
or
 
 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
"I'VE ADDED ANOTHER 50 SONGS OVER THE PAST 3 DAYS!"
 
Today's date is presently Thursday October 22nd 2009 @ 6:30 P.M..
 
Since my original entry on Saturday Morning October 17nth, I've seized the opportunity to sneak up another 55 more of my 'Old Favourites'.
 
I hope you'll find them your old favourites too, and you're free to listen to them anytime.
 
They're now up-and-playing spread across Pages 2 Through 6 of my new 'Singing On Guitar' website.
 
Don't forget to use the TOOLBAR to visit Pages 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 where the newly added 50 are playing.
 
There are between 15 and 25 music song files on each page.
 
I sing better than I play, but try to improve.
 
Hope you like the Guitar-Vocal Performances.
 
Yours Truly,
 
Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
 
 
October 09

WAR AGAINST ATHEISM

"UNLESS SATAN GETS YOU TO SIN, HE CANNOT TAKE AWAY YOUR BLESSINGS"
(I'm Saying This In Condemnation Of Communism)
 
 
     Communism cannot take over THE WORLD, without first turning THE WORLD atheist, or through OCCULTISM making the Human Race believe that GOD does not exist, (or at least that if he does exist He's wicked, not righteous).
 
SATAN CANNOT TAKE BLESSINGS AWAY, UNLESS FIRST HE MAKES THAT PERSON SIN!
 
     If you know that GOD exists, ... that He is real and alive, ... then you will not Sin.
  ... But
     If you are Atheist, you will Sin profusely.
 
SATAN CANNOT TAKE A PERSON'S BLESSINGS AWAY, WITHOUT FIRST MAKING THAT PERSON SIN!
 
 
     The easiest way to make a person walking 'the straight and narrow', to Sin, ... is to stumble that soul by turning him into an Atheist.
     Nikita Khrushchev's plan of The Moscovite 'Communist Sleeping Bear', ... was through HINDU ANTICHRIST-OCCULTIST APOSTASY beginning in the early 1960's, ...  combined with the LSD Narcotics Revolution, ...  flourishing Crime and Criminal Corruption, ...  and enslavement to Red Communist LSD DEMON ANGELS from Soviet Block Nations (which of course Drug Addicts become enslaved to through abuse of NARCOTICS), ...
     to undermine and subvert the Christian Morality Of Democracy, ...  thereby bringing DEMOCRATIC LAW AND JUSTICE down to nothing.
     SOCIALISM (a dirty word as far as I'm concerned), ...  is a transitional phase, leading to Communism.
     It is important to stop the undermining of Democracy, and to fight the endless war against the spread of SOCIALISM and COMMUNISM.
 
-----------------------------------------------
 
     If you know and believe that GOD exists, and that He is righteous, real and alive (as opposed to the false teachings of Atheism), ...  then each and every time you turn away from and abstain from Sin, ...  you STOP Satan from turning your WORLD 'socialistic and communistic'.
 
SATAN CANNOT STEAL YOUR BLESSINGS, UNLESS FIRST HE MAKES YOU SIN!
 
     The easiest straightforward solution to this problem, is simply to open the Bible and study (preferably memorize) PROVERBS and ECCLESIASTES, ...  and to follow in the wise and honourable footsteps of King Solomon.
     These 2 Bible Books are so easy to understand, even a 7 year old child can get the sense of it.
     And do you know?  In just 2 to 6 months even a genuinely wicked rotten Sinner, ... can miraculously change into a decent respectable honourable DO-GOODER, ...
transforming from CONDEMNED, into one of the most HONOURABLE and WONDERFUL individuals.
 
Don't ever give Satan the edge he needs, to take away all of the wonderful costly things you've worked and slaved so hard for.
It's easy!
Stop those Socialist Red Devils from ripping you off!
 
 
SATAN CAN'T GET GOD TO PUNISH YOU, IF YOU DON'T SIN!
 
 
Just try to get into GOD's Good Books, by turning away from Sin.
 
Fight Socialism, Communism, Crime and Depravity!
Fight Atheism, Degeneracy, Immorality and Corruption!
 
You don't know what you've got till it's gone!
 
Don't let ignorant good-for-nothing Socialist Bums, rule over you, ... bugger up and turn your world RED!
 
Always, ... Always, ... Always, ...
 
ON ELECTION DAY, ...  VOTE SIR JOHN A. MacDONALD!
 
VOTE STEPHEN HARPER, ...  PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE!
 
 
                                                                                                                         Truthfully Yours,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
 
 
   
October 06

PRETEND YOUR A STUDENT IN SOLOMON'S CLASSROOM

 "WALK IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF KING SOLOMON"
 
 
You don't have to eat a thousand or any poisonous spiders at all, off the eave of your house, like a stupid demonized Hindu Witch, ...
 
if you've sinned and hope to get into good standing before JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY.
 
You don't have to live in an underground house with 1500 Scorpions, ... Spiders coming out of your mouth as a symbol of repentance
 
like an ignorant demonized Asian Witch, ...
 
tormenting and torturing yourself unjustifiably
 
if you've sinned and somehow hope to gain forgiveness from JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY.
 
 
 
THE CURSE OF DEATH AND HELL, IS WHAT YOU'LL GET FROM YAHWEH IF YOUR THAT STUPID!
 
 
 
All you have to do is study the Bible Books Of PROVERBS And ECCLESIASTES.
 
Walk 'the straight and narrow' in the footsteps of King Solomon.
 
Pretend you're a student in his classroom, but that he Solomon is the teacher, ...
 
and just do exactly what King Solomon instructs you to do in PROVERBS and ECCLESIASTES.
 
 
Live your life normally, but try your best to turn away from sin.
 
It's your sincere attempts 'to abstain from any practise of sin', ... that gets you into good standing before GOD and into JEHOVAH's good books.
 
Nothing could be easier.
 
It's so simple and straight forward, a child of 7 can do it by nature without any effort at all.
 
 
DON'T LET ANY 'SERPENT OF THE DEVIL' TRICK YOU!
 
Just walk in SOLOMON's footsteps, and gain salvation the smart and easy way.
 
It's the easiest of all things.
 
 
JUST WALK 'THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW' IN SOLOMON'S FOOTSTEPS.
 
 
 
                                                                                                                         Truthfully yours,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
October 04

STOP BULLYING IN SCHOOLS: VOTE PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE

"STOP CRIMINALS FROM MUSCLING IN ON YOUR CHILDREN!  VOTE P.C.!"
 
 
I was never so appalled in my life.
 
I hear the Americans have quite a problem with CRIMINAL BULLYING in schools, south of the border.
 
I wouldn't be surprised confidentially, if it catches on in Nova Scotia.
 
I was walking down Nickelin Drive here in Guelph, during the NDP term of office back in the early 1990's, ... and I just couldn't believe my eyes.
 
 
There was this cute little 12 year old boy ('Hiram Butterfly') with a schoolbag on his back, just walking down the sidewalk coming home from school.
 
He was a simply wonderful, ... an all 'round perfect, sweet and innocent Progressive Conservative child.
 
He looked like a piano student.
 
He was simply darling.
 
This much larger and older NDP child, walked right up behind him, ... knocked him down onto his back, and started hitting his face.
 
I couldn't help but notice, that the smaller boy had absolutely no defence whatever.
 
(I knew I was next if I'd interfered, and naturally wouldn't dream of it!)
 
He didn't know how to fight, ... how to use Tae Kwon Do or anything along that line.
 
I realized immediately, that this horrible crime of BULLYING, ... resulted from an NDP victory here in the Guelph area.
 
So if you'd like to nip the problem in the bud, ... and help put an end to this horrible crime of NDP BULLYING before it takes root here in Canada,
 
always remember, ...
 
VOTE SIR JOHN A. MacDONALD
 
on
 
Election Day!
 
Don't let NDP belligerence, and criminal BULLYING, ... spoil society and ruin your child's life and happiness.
 
Don't let criminal injustice, take away your children's dreams and chance of success.
 
 
A STITCH IN TIME, SAVES 9.
 
Fight The War Against Crime!
 
 
VOTE STEPHEN HARPER, ...  PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE!
 
 
                                                                                                                        Truthfully Yours,
                                                                                                                        Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
 
 
 
September 28

HOLE IN THE WOOD: Beware Of Needlelike Thorns At Eye-Level

 "PHOTOGRAPHING BEES AND FAIRIES"
(Shooting Macro)
 
 
There are long sharp needle-like reddish purple thorns, at eye-level that pop up unexpectedly in the darkness.
 
I stumbled upon them accidentally, in sunset twilight once when I accidentally lost the trail without a flashlight.
 
I was shocked to discover, how efficiently they tear.
 
 
 
While shooting macro, I discovered an occasional hole in the ground where I never might have imagined.
 
What I didn't like, is that the hole resembled an empty eye-socket.
 
Once there was a Hornets' Nest at the top of a hill, with Hornets flying in and out, so easy to step on where I'd never expected.
 
 
 
Always use a bright bicycle headlight, when riding a trail at night, and stay in the middle of the path.
 
(You should always carry a spare, as well as emergency bulbs and batteries, ... just in case a tire goes flat.)
 
You'd never dream a thorn, could tear the eye right out of your face.
 
 
 
A Bat flew into my face once, but just grazed the top of my helmet.
 
Watch out for Spiders between the branches.
 
Upon rare occasion, in the darkness they might even dangle down from the trees, into your eyes.
 
 
 
A Spirit told me, "You won't die.  ...  But you'll just lie unconscious 36 hours paralyzed, barely able to move one digit of a finger".
 
 
I didn't want to see any unsuspecting person, lose an eye racing down a trail at night.  That's the only reason why I'm mentioning it.
 
 
 
                                                                                                                        Informatively Yours,
                                                                                                                        Errol Lee Shepherd
September 27

PROTECT YOUR FORESTS AND PARKLANDS: VOTE PC

 "PROTECT YOUR FORESTS AND PARKLANDS FROM ARSONS'
 
PRESERVE CANADA'S NATURAL MAJESTY AND BEAUTY!
 
VOTE PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE, FOR ECOLOGICAL CONSERVATION OF THE CANADIAN WILDERNESS
 
 
 
All throughout my childhood, I grew up watching my NDP Father, throwing burning cigarettes out of the car and truck window.
 
I also watched him throwing every sort of garbage, out of the vehicle window wherever he drove.
 
He did this both throughout the city, and everywhere in the countryside as well.
 
He did this from the day I was born, until the day he died, especially whenever we were alone together in the same vehicle.
 
 
(I asked him for a Musical Instrument a billion times, and he said NO!)
 
 
 
(He taught me once that to make illegal border crossings, wasn't illegal.   ...   at least not if you ran out of gas and the wind blew you in to the American Shore.)
 
 
 
He watched the advertisements on Television, warning of a serious fine for committing these crimes, ... but he did it anyway.
 
Warnings and threats of being punished for 'what came natural to him', ... didn't mean a thing.
 
It was what he believed in, and did it anyway.
 
'Freedom to pollute and destroy the natural environment'.
 
 
 
He just went on doing it, and doing it, and doing it!
 
Cornelius Charles Booth was NDP.
 
 
Conny always said, ... "Mike!  If you're a poor man and you don't vote NDP, ... you'll stay a poor man!"
 
 
Con's Father, Gilbert Booth was a lifelong TRAPPER.
 
He spent 50 years hiking through the Canadian Wilderness.
 
He lived off the fat of the land.
 
He spent his lifetime searching for a Prospector's 'Pot Of Gold', ... and ran his thousand mile traplines killing everything in the forest, at the same time.
 
He taught Con everything he knew, about the bush.
 
Cornelius worshipped his Father Gilbert, like he was a god.
 
Con always got his Moose.
 
(They both supported 'THE NDP GREEN PARTY'!)
 
 
 
Con had Grade 10.
 
 
 
Cornelius and Gilbert Booth, ...  both worshipped Con's Mother's best friend since the kindergarten age of 5 in 1912, ... the Family Spiritualist. 
 
 
 
The first thing Cornelius said to me when I was 2 years old and just learned to speak,
 
was
 
'he shot BAMBI right between the eyes with his 300 Savage, but killed BAMBI's Mother 4 hours earlier that morning at 11:00 A.M..
 
When the Baby came back at 3:00 P.M. to see where his dead Mother had gone, ... she was up on a block and tackle 6 feet above the ground,
 
gutted and skinned by Con.
 
(Her head was between Con's legs.)
 
BAMBI was a baby, but Con had his father's DEER ANTLERS up on the wall.
 
It was Con's greatest accomplishment.
 
"Burning a bullet-hole through BAMBI's face".
 
 
 
 
 
 
Gilbert the last 10 years of his life, insisted he had discovered the Elliot Lake Uranium Mine before the town's population had even become 1 person.
 
Con believed him, but nobody in Elliot Lake District shares the same opinion.
 
Gilbert neglected to stake the claim and register it, in THE MINING AND CLAIMS REGISTRY OFFICE before his 6 heart attacks which followed. 
 
No one there has ever heard of a man called Gilbert Booth.
 
(Almost like Gilbert, made up the whole story!)
 
 
 
Con used to walk away from a burning campfire, and not come back.
 
He always left it burning.
 
He didn't pour on 2 or 3 buckets of lake water, and stir the ashes with a stick, ... to make certain all the coals had died out.
 
Con just didn't care.
 
Cornelius climbed into his vehicle, and drove away.
 
 
As far as Cornelius Charles Booth was concerned, "It was his DEMOCRATIC RIGHT!"
 
 
 
If you're impressed with the character and intelligence of the man, and think you'd like to become just like Cornelius Charles Booth and his Papa,
 
setting the Canadian Wilderness and Parklands Nationwide ablaze, by way of NDP CIGARETTE ARSON, ...
 
Vote For Jack Layton's 'NDP GREEN PARTY'!
 
 
But if you're concerned with Ecological Preservation Of The Natural Canadian Wilderness And Parklands coast to coast,
 
VOTE PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE, THE SIR JOHN A. MacDONALD PARTY!
 
VOTE FOR SOMEONE SMART, ... NOT FOR SOMEONE STUPID!
 
 
VOTE FOR STEPHEN HARPER IN THE CANADIAN ELECTION!
 
STOP THAT BULLET, THROUGH BAMBI's 'BABY FACE'.
 
 
DON'T LET STUPID IGNORANT DUMBBELLSCONTROL AND BURN AND DESTROY CANADA!
 
DON'T LET CON, RUIN YOUR LIFE!
 
VOTE P.C.!
 
 
 
                                                                                                                         Cordially Yours,
 
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
 
 
September 21

MULTI-SCREEN ELECTRONIC DIGITAL PHOTO GALLERY: A Suggestion For Computer Manufacturers

"A MULTI-SCREEN ELECTRONIC PHOTO GALLERYIN EVERY ROOM THROUGHOUT YOUR HOUSE"
 
     This is merely a suggestion for any Computer Manufacturing Company, and possibly for Photography Companies who produce Electronic Camera And Photographic Computerized Equipment.
 
     Try to imagine, instead of just conventional still-life pictures hanging on all 4 walls of any room in your house, ...
     Try to imagine, an Electronic Picture Frame similar to the Electronic Screen of your Home Computer, ... but it hangs on the wall.
     Naturally, these Electronic Picture Frames can come in any size desirable, and can be placed in any number just like conventional Picture Frames around your living room and any room in your house, office or apartment.
     You can connect each one of them either by way of a wire, or else by way of a wireless connection, ... to one computer ELECTRONIC STORAGE DRIVE, where all of your favourite DIGITAL PICTURES which you yourself and perhaps your family members, save all of your DIGITAL PICTURES.
 
     Now, is it not true that you spend 20 or 30 years, perhaps your entire lifetime, ... staring at one picture hanging in a Picture Frame somewhere on the wall of your house or apartment?
 
     Well, ... why not save all of your favourite DIGITAL PICTURES and all of the favourite DIGITAL PICTURES of your family members, ... within one large ELECTRONIC STORAGE DRIVE and then have ONE COMPUTER connected to several ELECTRONIC PHOTO GALLERY SCREENS scattered on different walls throughout your house, ...  and then have each one of these ELECTRONIC PICTURE SCREENS display a separate DIGITAL PICTURE SLIDESHOW at exactly the same time, connecting into that one large ELECTRONIC STORAGE DRIVE.
 
     Each DIGITAL PICTURE SLIDESHOW on each separate PICTURE SCREEN, ... can display a completely separate independent PICTURE SLIDESHOW, ... but all at the same time as the other ELECTRONIC PICTURE SCREENS scattered throughout your house.
 
     Your ELECTRONIC STORAGE DRIVE might hold anywhere from 1 to 10 or more terabytes of DIGITAL PICTURES.
     Each of the PICTURE SCREENS taps into the same ELECTRONIC STORAGE DRIVE, so you only need one computer and one large storage drive.
     A separate independent PICTURE SLIDESHOW keeps operating on each ELECTRONIC SCREEN at the same time, ... so that no one picture appears on more than one screen at any instant in time.
 
     That way, ... both you, your wife and family members can enjoy your favourite DIGITAL PICTURES which you and they have shot, ... forever changing on each one of these DIGITAL PICTURE SCREENS hanging on a wall in different rooms throughout your house or apartment.
     Now.   Doesn't that seem a lot more intelligent than staring at one solitary picture in one conventional old picture frame, ... day after day for 20 or 30 years, throughout your entire life, ... and especially when the picture was taken by someone else, ... and you don't even know who the photographer was?
 
Why stare at his picture, ... when you can take your own?
 
     And by doing this, ... you can cultivate a true love for PHOTOGRAPHY, ... in the heart and mind of each one of your family members.
     You can buy your child a new DIGITAL CAMERA at the age of 5, 6, or 7 years and train him or her exactly how to take PERFECT DIGITAL PICTURES at an early age and store them on the computer.
     By the time they're grown up, they'll have become like PROFESSIONAL AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHERS.
     Now doesn't that notion make a lot better sense, ... than buying them 'brainless electronic computer games' where they imagine they're fighting with machine guns, rocket guns, lasers and whatnot against devils, monsters and witches of hell?
 
     They could be learning and practising THE FINE ART OF PHOTOGRAPHY from a very early age, ... and by the time they're ready to get married, ... each one of your children, even if they just practise PHOTOGRAPHY as a HOBBY, ... will be like a PROFESSIONAL AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER
(as opposed to a delinquent socialist acid-head, smoking pot playing with electronic computer games, with a cock in his mouth)?
 
     And although in the beginning, when you as a COMPUTER MANUFACTURER, ... first place this COMPUTERIZED ELECTRONIC PHOTO-GALLERY set-up onto the market, ... it may perhaps seem a little pricey the first year, ... Once the competition picks up the idea, within 2 or 3 years the price of the entire installation will have come down drastically, and be much more affordable to the average consumer.
 
     Now, ... wouldn't it be nice, to be able to walk from room to room wherever you live, ... and enjoy hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of your favourite DIGITAL PICTURES which you and your family have shot, ... hanging on the walls staring back at you wherever you go, each time you look up and around, ... instead of glancing at the same old sailboat or lighthouse for 50 years?
 
 
                                                                                                                         Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd 
 
 
 
 
 
      
September 20

WHY THE U. S. GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED AFGHANISTAN IN 1996

"WHY THE U. S. GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED AFGHANISTAN

IN

1996"

 
     I was meditating over the World Economic Crisis, and how it all began with the destruction of The World Trade Centre September 11nth 2001.
     I was also meditating over where this economic problem had its roots prior to that, away back in 1996 beginning with the U. S. War against Afghanistan.
 
     Looking back to 1996, I remember the first time I heard about this War, ... I marvelled that The U. S. Government would respect Afghanistan as a decent country to reckon with using 'kid-gloves', ... instead of just declaring war against it and destroying every city, town and village within Afghanistan, ... striking their entire nation with U. S. Missiles and wiping out the entire Afghanistan Human Population.
 
     Allow me to explain, ... that the correct solution to this military problem, ... was to destroy the entire Afghanistan Government and Afghanistan as a country, back in 1996 under the Bill Clinton Government, ... marking Afghanistan as a deadly enemy of United States and World Democracy.
 
     That's what Ronald Reagan would have done, if he had been President.

 


    (Bill Clinton is a wonderful leader, but Ronald and George are much more clever militarily.
     In secrecy, Bill has a bigger heart than he has Military Brains.
     With all due respect for Bill, ... he's a wonderful President, ... but seen through the eyes of Afghanistan Leaders in 1996, ... he's an easily deceived marshmallow, and they know they can twick his nose and escape military destruction.
     You'll also observe, ... if they'd shown their Wolf Teeth when Ronald Reagan or Frank Bush was President, ... The Republican Party would have destroyed their entire nation immediately.)

 
     This is where you made your mistake.
     You have always imagined that The Afghanistan Government is somehow separate and divided against The Taliban and The Al Quaeda under their deceased military leader of the 1990's Osama Bin Laden.
     But from the very beginning of this conflict between the United States and Afghanistan, ... I always believed that The Osama Bin Laden TALIBAN and THE AL QUAEDA were a special MILITARY COMMANDO BRANCH OF THE AFGHANISTAN GOVERNMENT itself.  Naturally, under these conditions just supposing that this assumption is true, ... then The Afghanistan Government would try to avoid the destruction by the United States, of their own Afghanistan Government and their people nationwide.
 
     Do you realize that if my hypothesis is true, ... then The Afghanistan Government, The Taliban, The Al Quaeda and Osama Bin Laden while all united together as one, ... have without Bill Clinton and your U. S. Government perceiving their trick in operation, ... played Washington and NATO FORCES for fools, since 1996?
 
     The Afghanistan Government knew how to trick your U.S.Government into not destroying The Afghanistan Government and their people nationwide, ... while they themselves got all of your American Soldiers as well as NATO Soldiers killed fighting a 15 year old war, against a tiny little Bin Laden Army so small you can hardly find it except perhaps under a microscope, but it won't stop killing your soldiers.  That means, ... if you had destroyed their Afghanistan Nation in 1996, ... by striking every city, town and village within their country with U. S. Missile Attack, ... you would have successfully solved your military problem perfectly right at Square 1, when the conflict began.
 
     I was always amazed, that The U.S.Government would hesitate to blast the living daylights out of their nation.  In my own opinion, this was always the correct solution and would have solved the problem 100%.
 
     You realize of course, that away back in 1986 when Ronald Reagan destroyed The Kremlin Communist KGB in Moscow, ... that the KGB GHOST which escaped destruction went on to become THE TALIBAN and THE AL QUAEDA under their leader Osama Bin Laden.
     Now if this is true and personally I believe it is, ... then that means that Afghanistan is an enemy Communist Country providing safe refuge for this Communist Element since the late 1980's.
     Naturally, if this is true and I believe it always has been, ... then The Afghanistan Government would allow itself to be attacked occasionally and its members here and there destroyed, ... by BIN LADEN'S TALIBAN and THE AL QUAEDA, in an attempt to play their role authentically before The U.S.Government helping The Afghanistan Government fight a COMMANDO BRANCH OF THEIR OWN AFGHANISTAN MILITARY.
 
     Now the point is this!
     The Afghanistan Government destroyed your WORLD TRADE CENTRE in 2001.
     Of course, you like to imagine that the crime was performed by Bin Laden and undoubtedly it was, ... but his little AL QUAEDA - TALIBAN Army is in fact part of the Afghanistan Military which has always from the very beginning back in 1996 been an enemy of your United States Of America, ... and a refuge and sanctuary for THE KREMLIN KGB GHOST hiding out within Afghanistan borders.
 
     You see?  They're a tiny little Communist Enemy Country, ... Afghanistan that is, ... but if they can trick your U. S. Government that way, ... they won't hesitate.
     And look at what they have accomplished.
     Afghanistan has burned your U. S. Soldiers as well as NATO Soldiers for 15 years, fighting a Commando Branch of their own Afghanistan Military, ... while they themselves destroyed your WORLD TRADE CENTRE, ... but their Afghanistan Government plays Washington and NATO for fools, ... making you imagine that they are your Democratic Ally.
     You see why I said you should have destroyed Afghanistan as an enemy nation back in 1996?

 

     Afghanistan has made itself into a little garburator or sewage disposal unit, ... like some kind of liquidation-extermination chamber where countless U. S. and NATO Soldiers for 15 years get killed (for nothing) by their own Afghanistan Military, within their own country, ... while you go on defending Afghanistan against their own COMMANDO UNIT, ... THE TALIBAN AND AL QUAEDA. 
 
     And when Bin Laden knocked down your WORLD TRADE CENTRE, he's collapsing your DEMOCRATIC ECONOMY not only within your own United States, ... but internationally around the world as well.
     And when that happens, ... CRIME goes on the rampage!
     Afghanistan is laying the format for SOCIALISM not only within your nation, ... but WORLDWIDE.
     And of course, SOCIALISM eventually leads to COMMUNISM, ... and THAT'S "THE COMMUNIST SLEEPING BEAR OF KHRUSHCHEV 1960".

     And while all this was happening, ... over in Iraq, ... Sadam Houssein was financing Osama Bin Laden's Military Operation.

 

     So you may well appreciate, the military wisdom of obliterating Afghanistan and killing every man, woman and child within its national borders, wiping them off the face of the earth and out of existence entirely, ... away back in 1996, when all this Afghanistan trickery began.

 

C'est la vie, ... c'est la guerre!

 

 

                                                                                                                        Yours Truly,

                                                                                                                        Errol Lee Shepherd



September 18

THINK LIKE A POLICEMAN

 "THINK LIKE A POLICEMAN"
 
Think like a D.A.!
 
 
 
Vote For LAW!
 
Vote For LAW ENFORCEMENT!
 
 
 
Vote For JUSTICE, INTEGRITY, HONOURABILITY!
 
Vote For INCORRUPTIBILITY!
 
 
 
VOTE FOR "THE ONE WHO MADE THE LAWS"!
 
Vote For PURE GENIUS!
 
Vote For KING HENRY VIIIth!
 
(Vote For CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!)
 
Vote For "THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND"!
 
Vote For KING GEORGE IIIrd!
 
Vote For THE BRITISH CROWN!
 
 
 
Vote For "THE FOUNDER OF CONFEDERATION 1867"!
 
Vote For MR. CANADA!
 
Vote For SIR JOHN A. MacDONALD!
 
 
 
---------------------------------------------------
 
 
 
Don't let RED BUMS ruin your life!
 
FIGHT "THE WAR AGAINST IGNORANCE"!
 
FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!
 
FIGHT COMMUNISM!
 
FIGHT SOCIALISM!
 
FIGHT THE AL QAEDA!
 
FIGHT THE 'MOSCOVITE KHRUSHCHEV KGB GHOST'!
 
FIGHT MAFIA CRIME!
 
FIGHT "THE RUSSIAN COMMUNIST SLEEPING BEAR"!
 
 
 
"HELP SMOKEY THE BEAR, FIGHT FOREST FIRES"!
 
FIGHT LITTERBUGS!
 
 
 
WEAR WHITE STOCKINGS!
 
 
 
Don't let Socialist RED BUMS, get you into trouble!
 
DON'T USE DOPE!
 
DOPE IS FOR DOPES!
 
Don't let Communist RED BUMS, destroy the country!
 
Vote For SMART MEN, Not STUPID MEN!
 
 
 
VOTE PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE TODAY!
 
VOTE 'STEPHEN HARPER', IN THE NEXT ELECTION!
 
FIGHT 'THE WAR AGAINST STUPIDITY'!
 
 
***** VOTE P.C.! *****
 
 
 
                                                                                                                         Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
 
 

"REPENTANCE" MEANS TURNING AWAY FROM SIN: DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF IN A HOUSE OF SPIDERS

 "DO NOT BE TRICKED BY COMMUNIST PAGAN RELIGIONS, INTO SINNING WHILE IMAGINING YOU ARE SOMEHOW REPENTING FOR SINS"
 
     I hate to see 'Spiritually Blind' persons, who are naive and gullible, ... and who have spent their lives as Christians living in Democratic Countries, ... being tricked by COMMUNIST PAGAN ANTICHRIST RELIGIONS, into sinning in a way where you'll bring the wrath of JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY down on your own heads, ...
 
     while imagining that somehow you are repenting, for Sins you may have practised during your lifetime, ... and instead you will get yourself punished by GOD if you follow the BAD EXAMPLE set by these stupid COMMUNIST PAGANS.
 
     Now let me just explain for an instant, ... that if you have sinned, don't feel too badly.   Nobody is perfect.  We are all Humans and we all have sinned.
 
     Now if you want JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY to forgive you, so that you escape any future punishment for any Sins that you may have practised, ... then all you have to do, ... is follow the wise and holy example set by King Solomon in the Bible Books of PROVERBS and ECCLESIASTES.
     It's so easy, a child can do it.
     JEHOVAH is only too delighted to forgive you, ... and He's only too happy regardless of who you may be, ... if you do turn away from your Sins as King Solomon instructs you to do, ... to let you escape any form of punishment.
 
     Now the reason why I am saying this, ... is because I noticed some DEMONPOSSESSED WITCH over in Asia somewhere, ... living in a house filled with 1500 BLACK SCORPIONS, ... and he had them coming out of his mouth and crawling all over his body.
     Now this guy first of all, you must try to understand, ... is a DEMONPOSSESSED WITCH.
 
DO NOT FOLLOW HIS GOOD FOR NOTHING WORTHLESS ROTTEN EXAMPLE!
 
     Apparently, he supposedly was living in a house full of BLACK SCORPIONS, as a symbol of repentance for Sins which he may have practised during his lifetime.
 
If he wants to do that, let him.  That's his business, ... but don't let him trick you into doing that!
 
     NOW DON'T YOU FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE, ... because if you do, ... JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY will kill you like you're the DEVIL-WORSHIPPING PAGAN GARBAGE OF HELL!
     You see, ... these guys know how to get Christians in Democratic Western Countries punished by GOD, ... who'll kill you if you ever Sin unintentionally by living in a house filled with Spiders, ... while imagining that GOD is going to forgive you for Sins when you do that.
     From GOD's perspective, you're actually wicked and he'll punish you severely, ... if you ever do what you see that DEMONIZED WITCH doing, ... that is to say, ... living in a House Full Of Scorpions.
 
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KING SOLOMON!
IT'S EASY!
DON'T EVER MASOCHISTICALLY TORTURE OR TORMENT YOURSELF!
 
Furthermore, JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY will kill you like you're garbage, ... if you ever follow that DEMONIZED WITCH's rotten worthless example.
 
Just study PROVERBS and ECCLESIASTES, ... and walk the straight and narrow exactly the way King Solomon instructs you to do.
 
JEHOVAH's only too delighted to forgive you, for any Sins you may have practised.
 
DON'T ALLOW COMMUNIST PAGAN RELIGIONS, TO TRICK YOU INTO GETTING YOURSELF CURSED BY GOD, WHILE MONKEYING AROUND WITH SPIDERS.
 
THAT'S COMMUNIST PAGAN DEMONPOSSESSED ANTICHRIST ANTI-DEMOCRATIC BULLSHIT!
 
 
                                                                                                                        Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                        Errol Lee Shepherd
 
  
September 17

IN SEARCH OF THE FAIRY: 'QUEEN ANNE'S LACE'

'GOD ALWAYS LEAVES A PERSON DEAD 3.5 DAYS, BEFORE RESURRECTING HIM, RIGHT AT THE 72 HOUR MARK'

"IN SEARCH OF THE FAIRY":

     I had completely forgotten that "Henry Gibson" was still alive, because I've had so many things on my mind. I started shooting 'GREEN SUMMER VEGETATION' on August 30th, 2009 in the hope of capturing 'a live Fairy' before Sept. 21rst, ... just to prove that they really do exist. Once I photographed one that very closely resembled 'DIANNE TUDOR'.

     On the weekend I photographed a 3 year old boy dressed in blue, with brown wings, who didn't exist but he sure is in the picture.

     Two nights ago, on Tuesday at 7:30 P.M. I was searching for 'THE FAIRY' (the pictures are under the name 'ERROL LEE SHEPHERD' @ MSN SPACES.COM in the MSN PHOTO GALLERY), ... when just one second before getting onto my RALEIGH TORA and riding away, ... I noticed this 'GIGANTIC WHITE QUEEN'S LACE' Specimen, ... the largest I'd ever seen in my life. I walked over toward the fence and immediately snapped the shutter before I missed the opportunity.

     One microsecond after pressing the shutter, 100 yards away something LARGE, started moving in the forest under 'ONE OF MY FAVOURITE TREES'. I think of it, as 'THE RAVEN TREE', because it has the most beautiful shiny BLACK RAVENS landing at the top of its branches. At least 2 large creatures were moving. I thought they might be animals. It was impossible for there to have been Humans. I was 100% alone.

     I didn't know what it was, but I didn't intend to hang around and find out.

     Once I saw a beautiful Deer, disappear through a hole in the fence after galloping briskly across the field. When I examined the fence to find out just by what means, it had escaped through the fence where there was no opening, ... I discovered 'IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE!', ... but I certainly watched the Deer literally vanish into thin air before my very eyes.

     About 10 seconds later, I specifically heard someone walking, what seemed to be 'a bicycle' which he was balancing with his left hand, while pressing what seemed to be 'a steel object such as a spoon' against the wire mesh fence. This phenomenon kept up for at least 150 feet along the fence, just on the other side. It was just one person, ... but I waited to see what the person looked like. It sounded like a teenager about 15 years of age.

     I was looking right at it, on the far side of the fence. I got onto my TORA, and nobody was there. He vanished into thin air.

     Two days before that, at 'THE FAIRY TREE' where 4 years ago under similar conditions I had photographed 'A TINY LITTLE FAIRY' at the roots of a fallen tree, ... just before leaving and heading back to the apartment, ... a Spirit said to me, ... "Here comes that GHOST I was telling you about!".

(An earlier Spirit had continuously annoyed me, repeating the word ‘KITTYCORNER’.)

     At that point, I heard something moving in the forest, like 2 large animals. Once 4 years ago I had seen another small Deer come bounding right to the very place almost, where I was standing. I didn't know what to expect.

     What seemed to be a man, walking a large dog on his right, went walking silently along the trail.

     The trail was pitch black, riding back. So black in fact, even with 2 headlights turned on I could hardly see the edge of the path on both sides and in front of me. I thought to myself, 'Anything could be standing here in this blackness, ... any kind of person, any kind of monster. "SAWSQUATCH" or the facsimile thereof, which I had encountered 4 years ago, could be standing here. VINCENT GEIGWANG LEI could be standing there, and I couldn't see him. He could knock off my head with a steel sword as I ride on by, and I wouldn't even notice him until my head went rolling across the trail'.

     I met a friend my own age, Jerry Chris, who used to work for Military Intelligence and goes night riding with headlights, ... and he explained a similar experience when in the blackness, his SHWINN came to a sudden stop for absolutely no scientific reason, when he saw something very large and very black right in front of his eyes but there was nothing there. When he dismounted and took out a flashlight, he had left the trail and was at the top of a small cliff, ... but if the wheels hadn't stopped turning at that particular instant, he'd be dead.

     I shouldn't take such a chance, but it's just so peaceful, I still take my chances with 'THE BIG BAD WOLF', which really does exist although nobody seems to imagine he might.

     I thought to myself, 'if just one large branch broke underfoot, ... I'd know SAWSQWATCH was standing there, ... because he'd done that in 2004, while pushing large trees swaying in 2 separate directions, in the darkness.

     Last night at 11:30 P.M., on my way to get to The Short Stop Store, ... while crossing the crosswalk at St. Joe's Cemetery, ... just 2 feet from the crosswalk curb where my TORA was stopped waiting, a large 2 foot section of branch 4" in diameter lay on the ground with the cemetery just in the background looming over my head, ... while 100 feet away along the sidewalk fence, ... another similar branch was lying on the ground beside the sidewalk. The fence resembled the kind where I'd found the 'GIGANTIC QUEEN'S LACE' Specimen on Tuesday night. Well that's the cemetery GHOST, showing me that my suspicions are quite correct, ... "It's wise to ride before the Sun goes down, because these characters really do sometimes exist in the blackness of the night".

     Four years ago, underneath 'THE FAIRY TREE', ... there was NO PICNIC TABLE. I shot a live video of the tree at that time in intricate detail, one day after it had fallen. Something very large had knocked it over, but what captured my attention at that time, ... was that there was no scientific explanation for the phenomenon occurring.

     My most recent photos of the tree, show a collapsed brown picnic table underneath the weight of the fallen tree. The tree itself must weigh over 2000 pounds. It's been lying 4 years horizontally on it's side at a space in the forest where horse-drawn carriages and 1920's cars used to park by the water's edge 100 years ago. A Spirit showed me how beautiful if used to be back then, and what the people looked like who used to go picnicking there, sitting in convertibles with parasols, ... long long ago. The area is almost completely forgotten except by local residents who go walking through the parkland. It's almost completely grown in around the asphalt. Nobody ever goes there.

     It was "THE FAIRY", which drew me in when I least expected to find it, ... 'A BEAUTIFUL LONG BLOND-HAIRED LADY, KNEELING WITH HER HEAD TURNED SLIGHTLY IN MY DIRECTION AND LARGE BLUE WINGS ON HER BACK', ... staring back at me within a digital picture at one o'clock in the morning.

     The pictures are posted under the name 'ERROL LEE SHEPHERD' at MSN PHOTO GALLERY.

     What's of noteworthy mention, is that the fallen tree has been lying horizontally on it's side across the asphalt 4 years since it originally fell, but at least 75% of the tree's branches are still covered with 'GREEN VEGETATION'. I took new pictures of the oddity just 5 days ago.

     I was delighted that the fallen tree goes on living after 4 years on it's side, ... so I photographed the root system, beside the hole where the trunk originally descended into the ground, that hole which has now mysteriously filled in inexplicably. And how the picnic table came to be positioned underneath the tree remains a mystery, because there was no collapsed table 4 years ago.

     I've always believed, that 'THE FAIRY' had knocked it down, to capture my attention and to show me that it existed.

     After leaving the area on Sunday evening, and riding the length of the trail along the river's edge through the blackness of the night, ... upon reaching RIVERSIDE PARK, ... with 2 headlights pointed right in front of my TORA, just before turning left to board the SPEED RIVER BRIDGE, ... a 100% invisible voice 3 feet to the right and 4 feet back who did not appear in front of my headlights, said out of the darkness, ... "SO HOW ARE YOU DOING ANYWAY?".

     I'm always very careful not to bump anyone along the trail. I don't particularly feel like being sued, or getting my teeth knocked out in the blackness of the night by some Dr. Strangeglove.

     But this caught my attention, and I couldn't forgive myself for the RALEIGH headlights not lighting him up. After getting off the bridge, I circled ‘round and ‘round for 30 seconds in the middle of the intersection over on Delhi Street North waiting to see what 'THE INVISIBLE MAN' looked like.

     I expected to see a ‘lone bicyclist on a 21-speed, or a solitary jogger bouncing in silence.

     He was almost identical to the one at 'THE FAIRY TREE', ... a man dressed in very dark clothing with a large black dog on his right, ... just like the one who'd appeared 40 minutes earlier when the Spirit had said, ... "HERE COMES THAT GHOST, I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT!"

     I may have to get more powerful RALEIGH headlights, … a 'BLACK BURN' or something.

     What caught my attention, when Henry Gibson passed away, ... is that the 'LARGE WHITE FLOWER' in his hand closely resembled the unusually large specimen of 'QUEEN ANN'S LACE' I'd photographed on Tuesday evening, as the Sun went down 7:30 P.M..

     I've never seen one quite so large, but the 2 flowers are almost identical.

     It's the large white flower in Henry Gibson's hand, and the 'QUEEN ANNE'S LACE' during my 'SEARCH FOR THE FAIRY' before the 'GREEN SUMMER VEGETATION' vanishes, ... which inspired me to write this article.

There’s a tiny little red dot, right in the middle.

                                                                                                                        Yours Truly,

                                                                                                                        Errol Lee Shepherd

                                                                                                                       

September 14

DO NOT EAT SPIDERS

"DO NOT EAT SPIDERS"
 
Do not eat SPIDERS, because GOD will punish the living daylights out of you if you eat SPIDERS!
 
Storms will come down upon your nation.
 
Severe Fires will take place.
 
Horrible Disease Epidemics will befall you.
 
The HINDU DEMON behind the man eating SPIDERS, hates you and wants GOD to punish you and your nation severely.
 
That's why he's setting that BAD EXAMPLE.
 
Now if you're foolish enough to follow that WICKED EXAMPLE, which THAT EVIL MAN is setting, by eating SPIDERS, ...
 
you'll get many horrible curses from JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY.
 
DO NOT ALLOW THAT HINDU DEMON TO GET YOUR COUNTRY PUNISHED BY GOD!
 
***** FOLLOW RONALD REAGAN'S FINE EXAMPLE! *****
 
EAT JELLYBEANS, PEANUTS, MARSHMALLOWS, ICE CREAM AND PENNY CANDY.
 
THEN GOD WILL BLESS YOU, INSTEAD OF PUNISHING YOU!
 
ONLY A WICKED DEMON-POSSESSED MAN, EATS POISONOUS SPIDERS!
 
THAT HINDU FALSE DEITY HATES YOUR GUTS!
 
HE HATES YOUR COUNTRY!
 
REMEMBER THAT!
 
 
                                                                                                                         Yours Truly,
 
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 
September 08

I HATE COMMUNISM

 "I HATE COMMUNISM"
 
I personally believe that Barack Obama is a wonderful man
and
a first class President.
 
I believe that he is the best choice for President,
and
the future hope of America and Democracy Worldwide.
 
But what I really despise
is
Communism and The Mafia.
 
 
                                                                                                                          Sincerely,
                                                                                                                          Errol Lee Shepherd
September 07

ARSON: "THE BABY'S PLAYGROUND"

"ARSON"
'DON'T LET TOBACCO SMOKERS, BURN THE BABY'S PLAYGROUND"!
 
     'Tobacco Smoking' should be prohibited by Law, and enforced with a $5000 Fine on 'Crown and Government Land', as well as in Public Parks, ... across Canada, The United States and throughout The United Kingdom.
     Government Legislation should be passed internationally to this effect.
     A Fine of $5000 should be mercilessly enforced, for violators of this Law, once it is enacted.
 
 
     Try to imagine, whenever you see a Tobacco Smoker walking through a Park or Forest, ...
     a "BRIGHT RED FIRECRACKER, with A Little Grey Fuse".
     Try to imagine the end of that 2" Grey Fuse, glowing bright orange, ... exactly like the end of the Cigarette Smoker's burning cigarette.
     Now when the Cigarette Smoker pitches that burning Cigarette into the Forest, ...
     Try to imagine, 'the Little Bright Red Firecracker' exploding.  Try to imagine, your Park and all the surrounding Forest and Grassland incinerated to ashes, ... with absolutely no vegetation remaining.
     Try to imagine, 'Hiroshima' and 'Nagasaki' burned to cinders, ... smokey ashpits of barren desolation after the fires died out.
 
NOW THAT'S WHAT'S LEFT, OF THE BABY'S PLAYGROUND!
 
It's gone!
It's destroyed!
It's burned to ashes!
... And "HE'S THE ONE WHO DID IT!"
 
 
     Now you don't want that to happen to your beautiful Park, Forests and grasslands, ... do you?
     Of course not!
     Then enact Government Legislation internationally, prohibiting Tobacco Smoking on 'Crown and Government Land' worldwide, ... and enforce a $5000 Fine mercilessly upon violators of this Law.
 
     What you're staring at, is a 'CRIMINAL ARSON', ...  behind that bright orange glowing cigarette.
     You've lost your Forest, and he's escaped free and easy.  He's gotten away Scott-Free unpunished.  (They'll never find out who he was, the guy who set the blaze.)
 
     Phone The Police on your Mobile Phone and report his crime and location, to The Police Department.
 
HELP 'SMOKEY THE BEAR STOMP OUT FOREST FIRES BEFORE THEY BEGIN!
 
     REMEMBER!
    'The man behind that 'glowing orange dot', floating in the darkness like a butterfly or ghost down the garden-trail, ...
     burnt 'THE BABY'S PLAYGROUND'!
     He burnt 'THE BABY' right along with 'THE BABY'S PLAYGROUND'!
 ...  And your City as well!
     He burnt YOU!
 
 
He's a 'CRIMINAL ARSON'.
 
Don't let him, set your WORLD on fire.
 
Pass Government Legislation, and enforce it!
 
MERCILESSLY!
 
 
                                                                                                                         Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
September 05

DON'T THROW BURNING CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW

 "A BURNING CIGARETTE, ROLLING IN A WINDY INTERSECTION"
(Motorists Should Be Fined For ARSON)
 
     At 8:15 P.M. last night, after photographing a nearby park, while riding back on my RALEIGH TORA, ... I stopped before running my bike across a dangerous country intersection just west of the Lakeside Church.  Being careful to dodge traffic coming from 3 directions, (although behind me was clear), ... I noticed dead-centre midway within the intersection lying on the asphalt, a bright orange burning cigarette 1.5" long (It was only 1/2 smoked).
     The beauty of nature after 6 hours of shooting, was in the back of my mind while I meditated over the 'big fire down in Southern California', ... and I remembered how my own father when I was a child, had rolled down the car window (sometimes the truck or 4 wheel-drive) a billion times, driving down country backroads in the middle of 'noman's land', far from civilization, ... and had thrown his burning cigarette out into a hot dry forest (He just wouldn't stop doing it).
 
I've always thought like 'SMOKEY THE BEAR' and 'ELMER THE SAFETY ELEPHANT' myself, ... but I seem to be the only one who does.
 
     I'll never forget how he refused to use the ashtray at his fingertips, but just flicked the burning cigarette out onto the roadway.
    (The 'crying Indian on his horse, over a Kleenex on the grass' and a $50 Fine for littering, just didn't mean anything).
     I don't smoke myself.  I gave it up when I was 18.  It made me short-winded, and at that time I was overweight and almost died riding a 10-speed up Landslide Hill from obesity and a heart-attack.  ... But my father kept on smoking a package or more each day, until the age of 51 and then died.  The doctor said he had a cigarette hole through his heart.
     I'll never forget the time he dumped the ashtray containing 5 pounds of butts mixed with ashes, behind the Buick Riviera rear bumper license plate, ... in the middle of an old country road beside Cobalt Lake just the other side of Searchmont.  Splendiferous mountain and lakeside greenery mixed with a brown logging road stretched from the lakeshore up to the mountain tops.  I'm surprised he didn't rip the bottom out of his Riviera, but he knew how to dodge rocks, potholes and fallen branches.  (He may have loosened his muffler).
    (Two years later the transmission fell out on the highway.  There was no oil in it.)
     We were looking for a mountain of copper at the time, ... but there's quicksand along the water's edge that will take down a 30' tree into bottomless depths with gigantic bubbles gurgling up around it as it goes down.  Many a deer, bear, moose, wolf, canoe and who knows what, must have disappeared mysteriously in that quicksand.  There's no way out either.  A false bottom, but you'd never guess.  There are what seem to be little rocks, leaves and everything scattered around artistically under the surface.  You'd swear you're setting your foot on firm solid ground, ... and down you go, never to be heard of again.
     It's excellent for Partridge Hunting.
     I'll never forget, the giant spider that crawled up my mother's leg once, climbing halfway up the mountain and how she screamed her head off when it wouldn't fall out of her pants (It lasted about 10 minutes).
     Con just laughed and talked slowly.
    
     Incidentally, the copper's still there.  But if anybody ever finds it, I'll be very surprised.
     Many have tried, and many have died.
     But not one of them ever struck gold and got rich.
     Gilbert Booth took the magic secret to the grave.
     No man was bold and daring enough to hunt for it, ... (He didn't have the guts), ... and any who tried died with a bullet through the chest from SAWSQUATCH.
 
     I met the most beautiful DRAGONFLY I've ever laid eyes on in my life out at Cobalt Lake.  I never would have believed it, if it hadn't been staring me in the face.
     It was seated on a fallen dead tree, right beside the water's edge.  The Sun was glaring in the middle of July, under a bright blue sky.
     The eyes of that DRAGONFLY were the most beautiful RAINBOW COLOURED EYES, I have ever seen in my entire life.  It was just glorious.
     I've never seen a more beautiful DRAGONFLY anywhere, ... but I always carry a digital camera, ... just in case I get lucky I won't miss the shot and hate myself forever afterwards.
     Try CANON, KODAK or NIKON.  ... Although shockingly enough, you'd never guess?  KODAK, at least I've found over hill and dale, ... seems to have the best all 'round lighting system and spectacular colour is unexcelled.
 
 
'DON'T LET ARSONS, BURN DOWN THE FOREST!'
 
     Now this is the Key Point.
     Fine any motorist, ... (Fine anybody period) $5000 or at least $500, ... if you catch him tossing a burning cigarette out of a vehicle window.
 
     The Government of United States, Canada, The British Isles, and Australia, ... should penalize any motorist pitching a burning cigarette from the window of a motorized vehicle.  Even if it's a bicyclist or pedestrian, ... 'NAIL HIM'!.
     What you're looking at, is an ARSON.
     Fine him $5000 or at least a minimum of $500.  The Government should be merciless, enforcing this penalty.
     I tell you for a true fact, that unless you make it mandatory and Police enforce the law and Courts enforce the penalty mercilessly, ... Cigarette Smokers will just not stop this Crime of spinning Burning Cigarettes from their vehicle window.
     They don't love BAMBI.  (They might shoot him between the eyes, but they don't love him).
    (I've never hunted in my life.  Furthermore, I'm a vegetarian and have been since 1988.  I don't Fish either.  It's not important but the way I look at it is, ... if some little Animal, Bird or Fish has to die for me to eat flesh, ... I'll eat KRAFT DINNER and mustard sandwiches.)
 
Incidentally, this is beside the point, ... but my father used to throw his garbage out the window as well.
Not just burning cigarettes, ... but trash, ... every kind of trash.
I always hated his gutts, for being such a damn stupid brainless litterbug, ... but I kept it my little secret.
(I didn't let him find out what my true sentiments were on the matter.)
Unforgivable stupidity and selfish ignorance, is behind this inexcusable crime of littering the natural environment, and setting it on fire.
 
I've always been careful, ... not to follow his example.
 
IF YOU'RE WISE, YOU'LL VOTE PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE!
 
LIBERAL'S PRETTY GOOD TOO!
 
DON'T VOTE COMMUNIST OR SOCIAL CREDIT, OR YOU BELONG IN SIBERIA!
 
IN MY OWN OPINION, ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY, ... ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO LIVE IN CANADA, ... AND BELONGS IN HELL!
 
I DESPISE COMMUNISM, ...  AND CONFIDENTIALLY I'M NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF SOCIALISM EITHER!
 
AND WHAT I REALLY HATE, ...  IS SLITHERING MAFIA GARBAGE!
 
ESPECIALLY THE KIND THAT SELLS LSD IN BOTTLES OF 25000/MONTH TO ROCHEDALE COLLEGE IN TORONTO!
 
(But if all goes well, Satan will take them to Hell.  We'll see, ... whether they're smart enough, to outwit SATAN THE DEVIL!)
 
 
     Now the point is this.
     That burning cigarette tossed out the window, is burning down hundreds of square miles of forest and sometimes cities along with it.  Just look at the tragic uncontrollable fires out in British Columbia, California and even Australia.
     These people are ARSONS.
     An ARSON is the arch-enemy of society.
     An ARSON should be fined for his crime, and the penalty should be mercilessly enforced.
 
     There is no reason why a motorist cannot use the cigarette ashtray inside his vehicle.  He is not supposed to be rolling down the window, and using the forest, grassland and countryside as his ASHTRAY.
     He should be heavily fined and his license taken away.
    (My father watched 'the Indian on his horse crying over the Kleenex on the grass in the sunset' a million times.  He knew he wasn't supposed to litter.  He knew he was supposed to use the ashtray.  ... But he deliberately just kept on throwing burning cigarette after burning cigarette all his life along with his garbage, out the window, ... driving through the countryside enjoying the ride, ... while he kept on talking slowly.)
 
     The first thing he told me when I was two years old and just started to speak, was 'that he shot BAMBI AND HIS MOTHER' through the face at the same time, ...  just hours apart with his 300 SAVAGE, (his lifelong brag), ... First his mother, ... then 3 hours later when the baby came back to where his mother and he were standing, ... his mother's body skinned, gutted and hanging from a block-and-tackle 5 feet above the ground, ...  Cornelius blew BAMBI's head off.  He shot him through the face.  It was Con's greatest accomplishment, and he never stopped bragging about it until the day he died.
 
That's why I was delighted to light Daddy's cigarette for him!
 
FATAL HEART-DISEASE!
 
     So the thing to remember is this.
     Legislation should be passed internationally, prohibiting and penalizing 'the throwing of burning cigarettes' from a motorized vehicle window.
     The Fine should be $5000 (or at least a rock-bottom minimum of $500) combined with cancellation of 'DRIVERS LICENSE', ... (and a 45 Calibre bullet through the head at point blank range).
     The motorist is an ARSON.
     The motorist is a CRIMINAL.
     The motorist is an ENEMY OF SOCIETY.
 
THE PENALTY SHOULD BE MERCILESSLY ENFORCED.
 
 
                                                                                                                         Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
 
      
 
  
 
 
September 03

THREATENED BY A DEMON, WHO SAID HE'D SIN IN MY NAME

 "SINNING IN ANOTHER PERSON'S NAME"
 
     This is a trick, I've never heard of before.
     It's a form of SLANDER.
     A Demon out of the Supernatural, told me many times, he'd "Sin In My Name"!
     I've studied 'The BIBLE' for 38 years, and I've never heard of 'this particular type of sin', ... "SINNING IN ANOTHER PERSON'S NAME".
 
     The closest I've ever come to seeing true evidence of this particular method of SLANDER,
     is when
     a False Prophet hides behind JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY's name, while insisting that YAHWEH's HOLY SPIRIT is operating upon him, ... and speaking FALSE PROPHECIES and LIES in the name of GOD.
     The FALSE PROPHET (Minister of Satan pretending to be a Minister of Christ), feigns that he loves JEHOVAH so much and loves Jesus Christ so much, ... and keeps insisting that 'he cannot lie, like JEHOVAH cannot lie', ... and 'that he's WISE, like JEHOVAH is WISE'.
  ...And then, while lying and falsely prophesying himself in the name of GOD, ... he keeps saying that "JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY said that through his mouth".  Of course he's 'SINNING AGAINST JEHOVAH'S HOLY SPIRIT' each time he does this, and Satan takes him to Hell by his sins.
     And then, 'feigning love for GOD and Jesus Christ, ... the False Prophet says that "the name of JEHOVAH is a strong tower of spiritual refuge, and he himself is hiding inside of it, for protection against SATAN".
 
He's lying in JEHOVAH'S name, saying JEHOVAH said something he didn't say, ... while insisting it's the truth and that GOD is really saying that,
but he's condemned to Hell, for sinning against JEHOVAH's HOLY SPIRIT, each lie that he tells.
 
He says 'The name JEHOVAH is written in his forehead.
He says GOD's HOLY SPIRIT operates on him.
He says, JEHOVAH is speaking through his mouth, ... and calls it The True Word Of God but it's a pack of Lies.
 
He calls himself, "THE BRIDE OF CHRIST".
 
Some day he'll die sticking to his False Prophesies, pretending that Satan couldn't break his integrity
but
THE HOLY SPIRIT
hates his guts
and
he'll burn in Hell forever.
 
He would have turned Jesus Christ into The Devil if JEHOVAH had ever made him into his BRIDE,
while
JEHOVAH is sound asleep a thousand years.
 
 
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     Now, continuing on with this same issue of "SINNING IN ANOTHER PERSON'S NAME", ...
     The SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR has to pretend that he is authorized somehow by the person whom he's slandering.  The SLANDERER may call himself ' a very close friend', 'a relative', ... 'an employee or a business associate', of the target victim he is slandering, ... but of course he is lying.
     What he is is 'JUDAS ISCARIOT', ... a slanderous betrayer, ... but he knows how to play up to his target victim and drop the axe when the time is right. 
     Eventually SATAN will take him into Hell by his sins in his scroll.
 
                                                                                                                      Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                      Errol Lee Shepherd
 
 

DON'T LET ANYBODY GET YOU INTO TROUBLE: JUDAS ISCARIOT HAS B.O.!

 "WHEN I WAS YOUNG"
(Don't Let Anybody Set You Up, Corrupt You, Get You Into Trouble)
 
     When I was young, I was very naive and inexperienced.  I was very easily manipulated unawares, and didn't realize the traps and pitfalls competitors were laying before me, trying to get me into trouble with the LAW, ... and if possible, to even wipe me out of the academic competition entirely.
As TIME PASSED BY, ... They went from BAD to WORSE!
 
'WATCH OUT FOR ENEMY RIVALS AND COMPETITORS, DISGUISED AS FRIENDS PERHAPS EVEN RELATIVES, TRYING TO GET YOU INTO TROUBLE!'
 
     DO NOT BREAK THE LAW!
     WATCH OUT FOR THE MAFIA!
THINK LIKE A POLICEMAN!
BE A POLICEMAN!
     DON'T USE DRUGS!  HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYBODY WHO USES THEM!
STAY AWAY FROM CRIMINALS, AND ANYONE WHO BREAKS THE LAW!
THEY'RE MAFIA GARBAGE, AND THEY'LL ELIMINATE YOU FROM THE COMPETITION.
They're often disguised as friends, sometimes even jealous family relatives.
DON'T FOLLOW ANY BAD EXAMPLES.
DON'T LET ANYBODY TURN YOU INTO AN ATHEIST!
 
DON'T LET ANYBODY COOL, PLAY YOU FOR A FOOL!
Stay away from MR. FIXIT, and his MAFIA FRIENDS!
 
DON'T LET ANYBODY COOL TURN YOU ONTO DOPE, AND CHANGE YOU INTO A FAGGOT OR A LESBO!
DON'T SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN!
 
REMEMBER, ... MARIJUANA leads to LSD, COCAINE, and HARDER DRUGS.
You be the SMART GUY!
Let SATAN take the C Students, D Students, Acid Heads and Dumbbells to Hell.
Let them friek out and suck each others groin.
You, ... get HIGH MARKS.
Be like JIM ANDERSON!
 
Watch out for 'JUDAS ISCARIOT'!
 
Study PROVERBS and ECCLESIASTES by KING SOLOMON.
That will give you a Spiritual Edge, so you can outwit SATAN and avoid snares and pitfalls of The Devil.
 
Let the DUMMIES and BUMS be 'Acid Heads' and go to Hell.
You, be like JIM ANDERSON.
 
If you know anybody who breaks the LAW, ... 'KEEP AWAY FROM THEM, LIKE THEY'VE GOT SWINE FLU!'
You're looking at SATAN.
Don't let it happen to YOU!
 
Remember:
"DOPE IS FOR DOPES!"
 
"YOU, BE THE SMART GUY!"
 
You can recognize SHIT, by their SINS.
Don't step into it!
 
Walk in the footsteps of 'SIR JOHN A. MACDONALD'!
Vote PC!
Shit on Crime!
 
                                                                                                                         Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd
 
August 29

BICYCLING:

 "RALEIGH MATTERHORN"
 
     Of all the bicycles I've owned, I've found the 'RALEIGH MATTERHORN' generally speaking, dollar for dollar, at least in my own opinion, ... to be the best bike in the world.
     It sells for less than almost any other bicycle, but it's all around, ... the most incredible machine.
     I've ridden mine for 5 years quite aggressively along the roughest trails, and over incredible distances.  If it isn't the most reliable bicycle in the world, I'll be very surprised.  It required absolutely no servicing, no adjustment whatsoever.  It's always worked 100% perfectly and needed no repairs.  I didn't even have one flat tire.
     I ride a bicycle like a tank over country trails, and I hate to slow down for bumps, ... but many times when I doubted the RALEIGH could take the strain, ... you'd swear it was smooth asphalt.
     I didn't even wash it.  The last time I washed the muck off mine was October 2005.  I let the rain splash it off, and clean the tires riding through mud puddles.
     If someone asked me, "Tell me the name of the best bicycle in the world, at the lowest price, ... I'd say, 'THE RALEIGH MATTERHORN' ".  I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.
 
     I purchased a 'RALEIGH TORA', and truthfully I find it to be a very nice smooth riding bicycle, with front and rear full suspension, ... which of course makes it ideal for off-road rough country mountain trails, ... but the secret is, 'GEOMETRY'.
     The MATTERHORN has 100% perfect geometry.  The TORA is very good, ... but the bicycle geometry is a little less than the MATTERHORN.  If you want a bicycle that sells for almost nothing, ... is the most reliable 21-speed mountain bike in the world, ... will go anywhere and do anything perfectly whenever you want it to, ... and at a rock-bottom price with 100% unexcelled perfect geometry, ... buy 'RALEIGH MATTERHORN'.
     The TORA's full suspension is very comfortable for smooth around town travel. ... "YOU DON'T FEEL THE BUMPS!"  ... But if you want the very best off-road trail-riding 21-Speed Mountain Bike, ... the best for the lowest price, that will get you there, bring you back and never break down, ... (Who could care less about rear shock-absorbers and a smooth ride anyway?) ... buy 'RALEIGH MATTERHORN'.
     Before you buy another bicycle, ... just ride for 5 minutes on a 'RALEIGH MATTERHORN', and see the difference for yourself.  Why settle for less?
TEST IT!
"RALEIGH MATTERHORN"
 
                                                                                                                        Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                        Errol Lee Shepherd
 
P.S.  ALWAYS PUT ELECTRIC LIGHTS ON YOUR BIKE.  DON'T LOSE AN EYE ON A NIGHT-TIME THORNBUSH, SMASH INTO A BRIDGE AND DIE SPLATTERED.  
 
    
August 23

Victoria, Long Island In The Summertime

 "VICTORIA, B.C."
 
     There's no place more beautiful any time of year really, especially in the Summertime than Victoria, B.C., ... just driving around Long Island sightseeing in a convertible, ... but there's only 2 weeks left to the Summer Holidays before school begins, ... so it's a great time to sneak in a quick trip to Victoria, B.C..
     Drive carefully.
 
                                                                                                                           Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                           Errol Lee Shepherd
August 20

BEYOND THE EASTERN GATE

 "WHERE ADAM MADE HIS MISTAKE"
 
1.     JEHOVAH told Adam to commit sexual intercourse with Eve, ... to be fruitful and to multiply and to fill the Earth.
 
2.     Unfortunately, ... Adam although he did love GOD up to a point, ... that is to say, ... 99.9%, ... Adam still didn't feel like obliging GOD doing what JEHOVAH instructed him to do, ... when it came to committing sexual intercourse with beautiful Eve, ... so ADAM DELAYED.
 
3.     As a result of Adam delaying, ... Eve's happiness as a perfect woman, which depended upon Adam not delaying, ... dwindled to slightly less than ideally it should have been.  When this happened, ... off Eve went to The Forbidden Tree.
 
4.     Nobody can pass a test of TEMPTATION at The Forbidden Tree.  The only one in the Universe who is immune to Satan's Temptation is JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY Himself.  Even if JESUS CHRIST had been so foolish, at any time in his life either in Heaven or on The Earth, ... to of his own free-will subject himself to Satan's Temptation, ... he then would have fallen immediately.   Of course, he was never foolish enough to make that mistake.  SATAN'S TEMPTATION WILL CONQUER ANYBODY.  It even would have destroyed JEHOVAH if he had been foolish enough to allow Satan to come close to Himself, and to tempt him with evil constantly.
 
5.     Naturally, when Eve approached The Forbidden Tree, ... then down came Satan The Devil to tempt her with evil.  From that point onward, ... it was destiny that she would fall.  (Even the Serpent, had just prior to that point in time, ... fallen victim to Satan's persuasive Temptation, ... and gone over to Satan's side.)
 
6.     After Eve fell, ... she subconsciously felt within herself, ... that she wasn't 100% entirely to blame for what had happened, ... and instinctively she broke off a branch of The Forbidden Tree, ... and then carried it back to Adam.
 
7.     Adam never could have been deceived by what Eve was saying to him at that particular time, ... had it not been for the fact that Adam knew he had delayed committing sexual-intercourse with her, prior to her journey to The Forbidden Tree.  He knew in secrecy, ... he had unintentionally sent her there by delaying.  When Eve returned to Adam carrying The Branch from The Forbidden Tree, ... naturally Satan The Devil walked right along behind her at her heels.  When Eve spoke to Adam explaining what she had done, ... Satan took the liberty of speaking through her mouth exactly the same way he had just previously spoken to Eve through The Serpent's mouth over at The Forbidden Tree.
 
8.     Naturally, Satan didn't hesitate to use his mightiest and most persuasive weapon, ... TEMPTATION.
 
9.     Eve of course was the most beautiful creature Adam had ever seen, ... and truthfully he didn't feel like saying good-bye to her for one second, certainly not forever.
 
10.    Adam although undeceived by what Eve had spoken (while tempted by Satan speaking through her mouth), ... proved what Satan The Devil knew back at the time he originally delayed sexual-intercourse with Eve, ... that he didn't love GOD quite as much as JEHOVAH might have liked to imagine.
 
11.    Then JEHOVAH had to show them a black secret of The Forbidden Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil, ... which He did not ideally ever want to have to show them, ... that The Garden like the rest of the planet and Universe, belonged to Himself, ... but unless the Human Race learned that secret, there would never be any chance of returning the Human Family to a state of pristine perfection as existed before the fall.
 
 
 
                                                                                                                  Sincerely,
                                                                                                                  Errol Lee Shepherd
August 13

OVATION Is The Best Dollar For Dollar Inexpensive Guitar

 "WHY I LIKE OVATION"
 
     I've played Ovation Guitars for 3 years, and truthfully there is absolutely no doubt in my own mind whatsoever, ... that you cannot buy a better guitar at a lower price than OVATION.
     I never would have believed this in the beginning, ... but having tried many other instruments which seemingly might have seemed better or at least comparable in quality and value, ... I'm personally 100% sold on 'OVATION being the very best buy for the money', ... and especially with regard to low bottom end guitars in the $350 to $1500 price range.  Seeing and playing OVATION is believing, ... and so I recommend that anyone who's up in the air about which guitar might best suit their dreams and needs (especially if you don't have much money to burn, and want the best dollar value and highest quality and finest results for each dollar you invest in an instrument), ... that you pick up an OVATION and play it.  If you're not convinced of its superiority, I'll be surprised.
     100% Wood of course is far more attractive to most people, ... but if you don't mind lyrichord with a beautiful wooden top, on an overall superior instrument (the sound should convince you, and don't forget to plug it into an amplifier before you decide), ... then just pick up an OVATION and try it.
     I'm convinced, and you'll probably be convinced as well, OVATION IS YOUR GUITAR if you give OVATION a try.
 
                                                                                                                          Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                          Errol Lee Shepherd 
August 09

SAFETY TIPS 1 Through 16

"HIGHWAY SAFETY TIPS"

1. All concrete curbs should be painted bright yellow within 100 feet of an intersection, because it helps motorists under snowy and poor visibility weather conditions to identify the edge of the sidewalk, whereon pedestrians are standing.

2. All raised vertical concrete barriers which are used to separate lines of traffic along expressways and freeways, should be painted bright yellow, ... and fluorescent reflectors should be placed on top of the concrete barriers, ... because the concrete barriers are difficult for tired transport and other drivers to distinguish under snowy and poor visibility driving conditions.

3. All bedashed dividing lines which are used to separate lanes of traffic along expressways and highways should be painted with fluorescent bright reflective paint. Also along freeways there should be tiny little reflectors placed into the asphalt to illuminate the traffic lanes, because during heavy rainstorms as well as under snowy and icy roadway conditions, ... it is very difficult for drivers to distinguish the edge of the traffic lanes.

4. Colour TV’s should be prohibited from the middle of automobile steeringwheels, because they positively cause serious accidents if the driver is watching an interesting movie while driving down the highway.

5. The 13 inch spare-wheel which comes as standard equipment with new automobiles, should be replaced with a regular full-size wheel, ... because one small wheel combined with 3 large wheels is bad carma.

6. Any motorist when stopped by a police officer, who is unable to provide genuine proof of his identity, valid driver's license, ownership and vehicle insurance, ... should be forced into the police station and forced to provide true factual evidence that he really is who he says he is. This is particularly true when the driver insists that he forgot his Driver's License before he got into the vehicle (but he's a really nice guy, in spite of that). The Driver should be photographed and finger-printed, for I.D. purposes.

7. Any traffic island between arteries of motorized vehicular traffic, where pedestrians stand waiting under intersection lights and at crosswalks, ... sometimes in the middle of the street, ... should be protected by bright yellow steel guardrails, or else shielded by 2 feet high concrete barriers painted bright yellow capable of stopping a highspeed motorized vehicle knocking them off the traffic island in busy intersections, as well as in the middle of the night when so many hoodlums are stoned on crack-cocaine, and there are no witnesses in sight of the accident.

8. Steel guards should be placed onto motorcycle handlebars, capable of protecting the motorcyclist's fingers and hands, when forced to lay the bike down onto its side during highspeed accidents. Otherwise, the fingers and hands can be ground against the asphalt and the motorcyclist can have very serious hand injuries.

9. Mobile telephones should be prohibited from usage by automobile drivers when the motorized vehicle is in operation, otherwise telephone conversations will provide severe distraction resulting in serious accidents.

10. Anyone fat screaming his head off while breaking every law of the highway trying to distract the driver and by so doing cause a serious accident should be shot through the head at point blank range with a 45 calibre semi-automatic.

"DOMESTIC SAFETY TIPS"

11. Mix-Masters should be carefully redesigned so as to prohibit human hands from approaching the rotors, ... while the plug is fastened into an electrical outlet. Otherwise, the fingers can be ripped right off the human hand, if the operator of the Mix-Master especially in the case of a child or a tired or inebriated person, being distracted for an instant, accidentally flips or turns on the wrong switch, ... with his or her fingers in the rotors.

12. All manual knife-sharpeners should be carefully designed so that the fingers and hands do not contact the blade of a knife being sharpened. I've seen some doozies where the fingers can be sliced right off, especially by a tired, or inebriated old person, ... or even worse, by an unsuspecting inexperienced child.

13. Pesticide aerosols which function like bathroom aerosol deodorizers, should not be sprayed high into the air indoors, because the aerosol mist descending on everything within the house or apartment will kill anything alive on the premises, ... especially over a prolonged time-range resulting from terminal cancer.

14. Playful Housecats and burning coal-oil lanterns, are an easy foolproof way to collect Fire Insurance, ... for anyone living in a dump looking for a new house, ... if the property is insured beforehand to the hilt, ... but in strip-housing and townhouse developments, an entire housing-strip consisting of hundreds of buildings joined together can go up in flames all at the same time, resulting from this sort of playful Feline hanky-panky. A Cat left unattended on the vacant premises beside a burning coal-oil lantern on the kitchen table in an empty townhouse or apartment, ... can set the whole world on fire, ... and bylaws prohibiting 'CATS MIXED WITH COAL-OIL LANTERNS ON THE SAME PREMISES' should be enforced in every community.

"PARK-HELL SAFETY TIPS"

(Prevent Crime)

15. I've seen some beautiful parks at night, very romantic indeed. However, each time I looked into the serene darkness of peaceful unlit roadways, sidewalks, bridges and paths, ... it made me think not only of beautiful white swans in a pond, but of dying in a cemetery, so I turned my Raleigh around and fled to safety. But you know, ... I never ceased to marvel how anyone could be so stupid as to leave the parks in the dark, unalighted without any streetlamps to prevent crime. I'm personally smart enough not to go in there, ... but unfortunately some people aren't as cautious as I am. Every roadway, sidewalk, bridge and path, ... should be lighted up brightly with streetlamps, to prevent murders and serious crimes. I would also like to suggest that 'EMERGENCY PHONES' be installed, at least one in every public park, ... just in case some assault victim might like to place a 911-phonecall to POLICE. It's always nice to have a chance to call-out, before dying like 'Tim McLean' at the end of Vincent Gagweing Lei's buck-knife.

"PROTECTED BOULEVARD BICYCLE LANES"

16. Personally, I'd like to see Bicycle Safety Lanes not only within City Limits of every municipality, but extending from City to City as well. There's nothing I hate more than getting killed, splattered all over the roadway while coasting along enjoying fresh air and the sheer thrill of aerobic exercise.

     I believe that ideally, Bicycle Lanes should be made of either asphalt or concrete, and placed along a grassy boulevard between the concrete curb and nearby sidewalk, usually running parallel to the curb. Even if a municipality doesn't want to invest absorbitant amounts of money installing asphalt/concrete Bicycle Lanes, a cheap dirt Bicycle Path is still better than your human body crushed with blood squishing out, under the wheels of a rushing City Bus scraping within 18 inches of the concrete curb. I marvelled how close I came to death many a time more oft than not, if I hadn't been riding on the sidewalk illegally, ... smeared all over the asphalt by a highspeed automotive murderer. I just couldn't believe I was dead, if I hadn't been on the sidewalk.

     Now as regards intercity Bicycle Lanes running between communities, ... the Bicycle Lanes should be placed parallel to the main highways themselves, but well off to the side where motorists can't send Bicyclists flying during hit and run murders, ... then sailing off carefree afterward, with a corpse bleeding behind them on the ground.

     Pavement Markings don't mean anything, to drivers who don't care about the law, ... but 'Protected Bicycle Safety Lanes' save human lives.

I'd like to add to this list of 'SAFETY TIPS', but for now I'll just leave it at this.

                                                                                                                       Yours Truly,

                                                                                                                       Errol Lee Shepherd