"DO NOT PLACE FAITH, IN THE DECEITFUL WORD OF SATAN'S FALSE-PROPHET

WHO GOES ON LYING IN JEHOVAH'S NAME

INSISTING

     If anybody ever tries to prophesy to you, insisting that The Holy Spirit Of JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY is really and truly talking to you through them, ... and then holding a Bible in their hands, pushing spectacles up the bridge of their nose, while falsely pretending they love JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY so very very much indeed, ... should happen to assure you that:

     I can assure you, JEHOVAH does not hesitate to resurrect the innocent Animals, Birds and Fish, as well as honourable housepets which have died across the past 6000 years of Human History. If anybody in this Universe actually loves these innocent creatures from the Garden Of Eden, ... it's JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY WHO CREATED THEM, WHO LOVES THEM THE MOST.

     As King Solomon said, "Who is there, knowing whether the Spirit of the Human upon death goes up into the Heavens, ... but that the Spirit of the Bird, Animal and Beast upon death descends down into the Earth?"

... And not to mention the fact that Jesus Christ said, "Take a look at the little Sparrows of the Heavens. Not one of them dies that your Heavenly Father does not take notice of them, and seeing it falling to the ground (resurrect it from the dead into His Heavenly Kingdom)."

     So, whether it's a Dove on a Cherry Blossom branch, your Cocker Spaniel, or any other innocent Animal Bird Fish Butterfly (or whatever) which should somehow happen to die, ... always remember that it's happy forever up in JEHOVAH’S HEAVENLY KINGDOM.

                                                                                                                 Sincerely,

                                                                                                                 Errol Lee Shepherd

"BEWARE OF MAFFIA DRUG-SMUGGLERS INFILTRATING THE RCAF"

(Make Sure KRUSCHEV'S SLEEPING BEAR Is Dead)

Hello Hello Hello!

I guess I'm a little too late, because this story is a golden oldie going back to the days of the 1970's, ... but I figured the government should know something about it, although I assumed they already did, and so I preserved it one of my lifelong golden secrets over the years. I always knew the government wasn't foolish enough to allow REFORMED MAFFIA INTERNATIONAL DRUG-SMUGGLERS, admission into the Royal Canadian Armed Forces. It's very heart-warming of course, to imagine that they may have turned over a new leaf, given up a life of international crime, and decided to teach those DAMNED RED DEVILS a lesson they'll never forget on the battlefield, ... "SHOW THOSE KRUSCHEVITE RED BASTARDS WHO'S GOD!"

Well, ... I'm not going to mention any names, in order to stay alive and not wind up like Tim McLean, murdered publicly in broad daylight in front of a concerned audience by that poor sick man, Vincent Geigwang Li. (Let's cross our fingers, and hope like Mark Chapman, the poor sick man gets better, so he can be welcomed back into society!)

I actually heard this story through the grapevine, but I tested it, and it's quite reliably true.

What happened is this.

There was this guy (and once again, I wouldn't dream of mentioning any names), ... who used to work for MAFFIA INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZED CRIME smuggling narcotics internationally, ... oh for at least 3 or 4 years, ... who suddenly came to his criminal reformed senses, ... and decided to join the RCAF.  I thought to myself, ... "I WONDER WHY?" Isn't that nice? What's he going to do, ... "SELL NARCOTICS TO THE CANADIAN TROOPS OVERSEAS? .... GET THEM RIDDLED FROM BEHIND WITH KRUSCHEVITE RED COMMUNIST MACHINEGUN-BULLETS THROUGH THE SPINE?" Seems strange he should become so nationalistically patriotic after all these years as INTERNATIONAL DRUG-SMUGGLING MOSCOVITE CRIMINAL COMMUNIST RED ROTTEN SHIT.

There must be some method to the madness, ... at least you'd be inclined to think so. "WHAT'S TRUDEAU GOT UP HIS SLEEVE?" I THOUGHT TO MYSELF. WHY'S THE GOVERNMENT LETTING THIS CRIMINAL CRAP INTO THE RCAF. DON'T THEY KNOW HE'S CRAP? HOW CAN THEY BE SO NAIVE? IT'S TAKING AN AWFUL LOT FOR GRANTED, TO IMAGINE "THAT RED-ROTTEN DOPE-SHIT WOULD REFORM. He's going to get all the Canadian Soldiers killed, turning them into ACID HEADS before the big showdown with KRUSCHEV.

I THINK IT'S BEING A LITTLE PRESUMPTUOUS REALLY, TO CONCLUDE THE OLD MOSCOW SLEEPING BEAR HAS DIED FROM OLD AGE.

So I speculated, that the Government knew all about his Criminal Past and would just let him into the RCAF long enough to catch him red-handed selling narcotics to Canadian Troops Overseas, before the battle with RED COMMUNIST KGB SPIRITUAL REMNANT 'OSAMA BIN LADEN', and his Muscovite EL KAYDUH in Afghanistan, not to mention Iraq.

The trick is you see, to catch him right in 'THE ACTUAL ACT OF SELLING NARCOTICS TO THE CANADIAN TROOPS', and to expose him before all the men as a traitor to the Canadian Armed Forces and as an arch-enemy of Democracy.

Well, ... I waited for the trap to close on him, ... but the years slowly turned into decades, ... nothing happened, ... and after 35 years I assume 'alls well that ends well', ... and that the Government wishes him the very best.

THEY DECIDED NOT TO EMBARASS HIM AFTER ALL.

One of 'Life's Little Mysteries'.

... But the Bottom Line is this. KILL MR. FIXITT AMONGST CANADIAN TROOPS, ... THIS WORTHLESS DRUG-PEDDLING MAFFIA COMMUNIST SNAKE!

Always watch out for this kind of Kruschevite Red Soldier, and don't forget to drop an informnatory note into 'The General's Complaint Box' on his desk, (hopefully his secretary is trustworthy and won't fish it out before The General reads it)... letting the Military Brass know that this kind of thing is going on, and this kind of MOSCOVITE TRAITOR is amongst the ranks and files of Canadian Democratic Soldiers. ... And don't sign your last name to it, or hang around to sign autographs, ... because this MR. FIXITT might have RED friends you don't know about, ... and when you die castrated you'll find out who they are.

I allowed for the possibility, he might have been a Government Secret Agent working for Mr. Weatherby in 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E. TV Series, ... recruited as a NARC after his criminal life shafting his MAFFIA FRIENDS, ... who was just granted admission to the RCAF to test the men's loyalty as to whether they were (Communist-to-be or dead) Dopeheads.

SO, PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR AND KILL, 'MR. FIXITT', IF HE OFFERS YOU DOPE AND YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY OVERSEAS.

                                                                                                                         Sincerely,

                                                                                                                         Errol Lee Shepherd