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    27 July

    PIE IN THE SKY WHEN YOU DIE: The END OF THE ROAD Bottom-Line

     "TIME PASSES BY"
     
         The Bottom-Line is this.
         In the end, each and every person, ends up down that hole in the graveyard.  There's no getting around it.  Time has a habit of passing by.
         Time, is like a River, and just can't help passing by.  Sooner or later, the newborn baby becomes the 95 year old man or lady, and goes down that hole under the headstone, at the 'end of the road'.  Death is waiting, eventually for each and every person who has ever lived, ... from Adam and Eve in The Garden Of Eden, until the end of Judgement Day in 3000 A.D., following The War Of Gog And Magog (at the end of The Millenial Reign Of Jesus Christ, when Jehovah wakes up from a thousand years of sleep).
         Adam and Eve were created 6000 years ago, in 4000 B.C.E..
         The 'hole in the road', ... 'the hole in the floor' means dropping dead, ... falling through the floor onto a coffin-lid in the basement.  You didn't see it down there, did you?  When you get old enough, you'll change your mind.  Actually, you hit the concrete basement floor, about 10 feet away from the coffin, ... when you lose your balance beyond your control and fall helplessly through 'the hole in the sidewalk' (walking down the street) you didn't think was there, when you were younger.  (And there's this guy, something like 'The Locheness Monster' or 'The Incubus', (sometimes he makes a funny noise), ... something like a Demon Angel who's really quite sophisticated standing over by the coffin-lid, ... but if you can stop him from picking up your dead Human Body and putting you inside the black shiny casket 10 feet away on the basement floor, ... I'll be very surprised).
     
         Each second you're alive, if you live forever, ... it's like standing on 'A Bridge Of Life, Over The River Of Time', ... and watching eternity passing on by.
         But in this lifetime, until you reach the end of the road, ... you're like an Autumn Leaf floating downstream, being carried away along 'The River Of Time'.
         The Funeral Parlours haven't gone bankrupt yet, and none of them ever will, ... not in this lifetime.
     
         Now the key point is this:  "PIE IN THE SKY WHEN YOU DIE".
     
         How are YOU, going to get blessed by JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY, ... when you're a box of rotten flesh under a headstone, on the sunny side of the hill?  ... or the shady side of the hill for that matter?
     
         Each time you turn away from Sin, you make JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY happy and you make a good impression on Him.
         THAT'S the name of the game, 'TURNING AWAY FROM SIN TO MAKE JEHOVAH HAPPY, SO YOU GET 'PIE IN THE SKY WHEN YOU DIE!'.  Always remember that.
     
         Now when you die, ... when you fall through 'the hole in the road' at the end of your life, ... whether you live or whether you stay dead (and get thrown down into Hell) depends upon whether JEHOVAH feels like bringing you back to life.  Now always remember, ... JEHOVAH is very rich.  He owns the whole universe forever, and everything in it.  Now, He's the One who decides whether you're going to be resurrected from the dead, ... and if He does bring you back to life again in His Kingdom, ... what blessings you're going to get.  Of course, He always makes certain that each and every person He allows to enter into His Kingdom is extremely happy forever just like Adam and Eve in The Garden Of Eden, ... but it's still very important to get as many priceless blessings from His Godly Throne as possible.
         Now the easiest way to do that, is to study PROVERBS and ECCLESIASTES by King Solomon.  Just pretend that Solomon is the Great Teacher and that you're the student in his classroom, ... and then do exactly what Solomon tells you to do.  That way, you'll get maximum rewards in this lifetime, and maximum rewards in the next lifetime when you're under the headstone in the cemetary.
         The truth is, when you're rotten flesh under a coffin-lid, down that black miserable hole underneath the gravemarker, ... a skeleton in the dust, ... 'It's important to get Pie In The Sky When You Die' from JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY.
     
         And the harder you try to turn away from Sin in this lifetime, ... the smaller the mathematical possibility that you will ever fall from perfection and Sin in the next lifetime, ... and that JEHOVAH would have to punish you by throwing you back into the grave and The Fires Of Hell.
     
         Now first of all.  Nobody's going to die immediately, but if you just go on living long enough shockingly enough you'll find that it even happens to you, at the end of the road when you get old enough, ... when you fall through 'the hole in the floor'.  Incidentally, you didn't know did you, ... that when you die with your eyes open lying down on a bed, that the doorway into the next room beyond your toes on the other side of your sleeping feet, becomes 'the hole in the floor'?
         Adam and Eve left The Garden Of Eden through 'The Tree Of The Forbidden Knowledge Of Good And Evil', ... and personally I like to imagine the coffin-lid as a wooden door in the trunk of 'The Tree Of The Forbidden Knowledge Of Good And Evil'.  Adam and Eve left The Garden through The Tree and were thrown out of 'The Eastern Gate', and if you don't actually get back into The Garden Of Eden from 'The Wilderness' which is where we are now, exactly the same way they Adam and Eve left, 'through the trunk of The Forbidden Tree', ... I'll be very surprised.  I personally imagine, a coffin in the cemetary as being a 'BUM'S MAKE-SHIFT SPACESHIP' with a dead Human inside.  A Human is not a bum of course, but a skeleton in the dust is very poor and a casket is a 'VERY ECONOMICAL SPACESHIP INDEED'.
     
         But the thing is, ... if you were walking down the sidewalk and saw a 10 Dollar Bill lying on the concrete, ... would you pick it up?  Naturally!  Only a damn fool would leave it lying there.
     
         Well, when you turn away from Sin, it's exactly the same as picking up that 10 Dollar Bill.  It's 'Pie In The Sky When You Die'.
         Now each time you turn away from Sin, you're storing up your treasures in Heaven (as Jesus Christ explains), ... you're making JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY happy who wants to reward you forever, ... and it's 'Pie In The Sky When You Die'
     
         So by all means, try to live your life successfully and try to make as much money and to be as happy as possibly.  King Solomon in PROVERBS and ECCLESIASTES encourages a person to try to think wisely and to reward themself as much as possible, ... but when you do that, ... always try to abstain from Sin, because it's like money in that big bank up in Heaven forever.
     
    It's
    'PIE IN THE SKY, WHEN YOU DIE!'
     
     
                                                                                                                           Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                           Errol Lee Shepherd  
        
     
    18 July

    ATTACKED AND ASSAULTED IN SCARBOROUGH TORONTO: The Man Was Like A MAD PITBULL

         The man with his left foot forward tried to kill me, when I was walking down Kingston Road near Midland Avenue in Scarborough, Toronto at 8:15 P.M. on Thursday July 9nth 2009 (after singing on guitar in a nearby public park).
         When walking at Sunset eastward along Kingston Road, I had taken out my Canon Camera to photograph the Korean Centitaph and park, as the sun went down.  Casually walking along, I just left the Camera turned on in case there was a picture popped up worth taking (a car crash or whatever).  Upon passing a Harley Davidson Dealership and approaching within 75 feet of this Tim Horton's Restaurant, but still on the other side of a wide driveway, ... I just happened to notice a couple of Harley Davidsons parked in front of the Tim Horton's.  The picture didn't seem spectacular, but it was free and better than nothing so at random, I pointed the camera and snapped the picture.
         I was very surprised when the man with his left foot extended forward, rushed toward me like a challenged MAD PITBULL insulting me hollering at the top of his voice (Remember, 'THIS IS AT A DISTANCE OF 75 FEET').  He was exactly like a 'CHALLENGED MAD BLOODTHIRSTY PITBULL'.
         He screamed repeating the word "F _ _ _ !" within his hollering threats about 50 times.  He said 'DON'T DO THAT!  PUT THAT AWAY!  I'LL SMASH YOUR BRAINS OUT!  I'LL KNOCK EVERY TOOTH OUT OF YOUR F _ _ _ _ _ ' FACE.  I'LL KNOCK YOUR F _ _ _ _ _ ' HEAD OFF, YOU F _ _ _ _ _ ' BASTARD!  GIMME THAT F _ _ _ _ _ ' CAMERA!  I'LL SMASH IT TO HELL AND KILL YOU YOU F _ _ _ _ _ ' BASTARD!"
    (I was just casually taking a picture of Tim Horton's.  I hardly feel there's a need for that violent and hostile kind of reaction.  Really!)
     
     
         The truth of the matter was, I was photographing the Tim Horton's Restaurant itself, and I was quite a distance away at the time the shutter clicked.
         He came rushing toward me almost running.  He kept hollering repeating his murderous threats, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!  I'LL SMASH YOUR F _ _ _ _ _ ' HEAD TO HELL, YOU BRAINLESS F _ _ _ _ _ ' BASTARD!  I'LL KNOCK EVERY TOOTH OUT OF YOUR F _ _ _ _ _ FACE, YOU F _ _ _ _ _ BASTARD!"
         In less than thirty seconds, he was almost standing on top of me, 3 feet away.  Of course, I apologized at least 15 times and assured him I'd be only too delighted to erase the picture immediately right in front of his own eyes, and he could even watch me do it.
         He tried to grab the camera repeating he'd smash it to pieces, smash my head to hell and kill me right there on the sidewalk.
     
         I wondered whether he might possibly be an undercover Police Narcotics Investigator or something, possibly closing down on some Drug Transaction going on at the Donut Tables, and perhaps I had accidentally photographed an Undercover Police Officer getting ready to perform a Drug Bust between criminal customers within the restaurant itself.  I imagined, that for this particular man to react unjustifiably in such a spontaneous hostile murderous manner, that I had accidentally stumbled upon some crime in operation going down, ... but he certainly didn't seem to like me photographing Tim Horton's in the sunset.
         While listening to his murderous and slanderous hollering threats and insults while the whole world stood silently watching, ... I rapidly meditated over a number of murders and shootings in this particular area which had transpired over the past 3 years in the Kingston Road area of Scarborough.  I thought of a number of missing persons who's pictures were posted in front of the CIBC BANK down the street, and a hold-up at gunpoint at a local MacDonald's Restaurant.  I also remembered how I had seen miscellaneous articles of women's clothing, lying on the sidewalk beside bus-stops, like some victim had been raped and murdered.
     
         I just couldn't believe that now "I, had unexpectedly become the spontaneous victim of this explosive murderous crime, ... and that this violent threatening Harley Rider was about to smash my camera, knock out all my teeth, and smash my head to hell until I died on the sidewalk in broad daylight."
         When he was standing 3 feet away hollering violently, he made a grab for my camera.  He wouldn't allow me to erase the picture I had taken of the Tim Horton's Restaurant.  I told him apologetically at least 3 or 4 times, I'd be only too delighted to erase the picture, ... there was no need to get violent.  (He certainly didn't seem to like the Restaurant photographed).
        When he made a grab for my camera, ... to save the Canon I turned slightly clockwise to my right and prepared to walk away from him westward down Kingston Road, the direction of the Korean Centitaph from which I had just come.  He missed the Camera with his hand but booted me in the ass, just below my Guitar GigBag.  If his right foot had struck me one inch higher, my OVATION GUITAR would have been smashed to pieces by his physically assaulting kick.
         I shortly thereafter crossed Kingston Road and kept searching for a public telephone, out of his perceptive following eyes.  I was anxious to report this threatening menace to the TORONTO SCARBOROUGH POLICE DEPARTMENT, and to see if I could get him charged with assault and battery.  I don't know whether he's in the habit of doing this sort of thing to other casual harmless passers-by along Kingston Road, ... but he certainly threatened to harm and murder me.
         It wasn't possible to phone The Police, because I wasn't able to locate a Public Telephone.  I knew The Police would probably drive me over to where he and his friend were standing, and then that BAD MAN would know who I was, ... and truthfully I wasn't particularly fond of the idea of divulging that kind of information.  So under these trying circumstances, ... I decided to call THE TORONTO POLICE DEPARTMENT a little later on that evening.  Unfortunately, by the time I snuck the call off to 1-800-222-TIPS and later to 1-808-416-2222, ... the police explained that unless a crime is actually reported immediately at the time when it is committed, ... there is very little can be done about it, ... but if I'd like to come in to the Police Headquarters, ... I'm welcome to report this ATTACKER'S CRIME OF ASSAULT.
     
         This BAD MAN after kicking me as I turned to walk away, ... told me 'TO GET THE DAMN F _ _ _ OUT OF HERE.  HE'LL KILL ME IF I EVER COME BACK!"
     
         So under the circumstances, I'll just leave him at his TIM HORTON'S RESTAURANT, ... and won't give him a second chance to finish unfinished business. 
     
                                                                                                                              Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                              Errol Lee Shepherd
      
    13 July

    AFRICAN FLY MAGGOT DISEASE: How To Get Rid Of It

    "AFRICAN MAGGOT UNDER THE SKIN DISEASE: HOW TO AVOID IT!"

    (Keep It Out Of United States, Canada and England)

         Now, this is how to avoid and quarantine the disease.

         First of all, I don't want to frighten anybody by sounding overly religious, ... but you have to solve this problem correctly at square 1 and bring it under control.

         In the regions of Africa where this FLY MAGGOT DISEASE exists, naturally the FLY SPECIES has to be destroyed. But there is a little bit more to this disease than meets the eye. Now I'll show you exactly how to get rid of this problem, but please don't get offended or misidentify my solution as religious prejudice.

         First of all, ... in the geographic regions of Africa where this FLY MAGGOT DISEASE exists, ... "identify the religion being practised by the people residing in that area, and make an exact positive identification of their FALSE GODS ruling over that particular religion".

         What the problem originates from, is that these DEMON FALSE DEITIES got the people belonging to this particular religion, to sin in such a way that JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY hates their gutts and put his plague upon them. Now try to understand this point: THE DEMONS RULING OVER THIS RELIGION WANTED GOD TO PUNISH THE HUMANS WHEN THEY GOT THEM TO SIN THIS WAY, AND THE DEMONS KNEW BEFOREHAND THAT JEHOVAH WOULD REACT IN A HOSTILE MANNER WITH THIS HORRIBLE PLAGUE. (In other words, THE DEMONS RULING OVER THE PEOPLE BELONGING TO THIS RELIGION HATE THEIR HUMAN GUTTS, AND KNEW HOW TO GET GOD TO PUNISH THEM and everybody else residing in the geographic region as well.)

         Now of course, the purpose it to get GOD to turn back the FLY MAGGOT PLAGUE, ... but He won't do that, unless the HUMAN ELEMENT turns away from whatever SINS THE DEMONS GOT THEM TO PRACTISE, which initially turned the hatred of GOD against them. The easiest way to solve this problem, is to BAN THE ENTIRE RELIGION.

         And be careful not to allow anybody practising this particular religion, under any circumstances to enter into NORTH AMERICA or THE BRITISH ISLES, ... or else they'll bring their damn curse of FLY MAGGOT DISEASE into what used to be called 'wealthy democratic countries'.

    And I'd also like to make brief mention, about Caribbean Storms and how to stop them.

    Now this is beside the point, and please don't hate my gutts for saying it, ...

    but

    JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY HATES PYTHONS

    and

    please don't be offended

    but

    when the Human Race cultivates and fosters

    the widespread PYTHON INFESTATION

    (not to mention ALLIGATORS and DISHONOURABLE SPECIES perhaps POISONOUS SPIDERS)

    across Florida and the everglades, ...

    GOD ALMIGHTY sends down powerful storms upon the entire Caribbean region.

    Ideally, the correct thing to do, ... is to carry a Winchester 30:30 Carbine

    (The Gun That Tamed The Old West), ...

    whenever you're walking through the everglades, and shoot the hell out of PYTHONS, ALLIGATORS and the facsimile thereof.

    In secrecy, it would also be wise

    to

    blast the hell out of Cougars and Wolves, in other Northern States as well as Canada.

    (It's shocking how many mysteriously disappearing faces on the MISSING PERSONS CARD, were shit out of an animal's asshole strolling through the forest).

     

    Now getting back to Africa, and this hideous FLY MAGGOT DISEASE, ...

    "DON'T LET THEM INTO NORTH AMERICA AND THE BRITISH ISLES, ... or else THEY'LL BRING THEIR DAMN DISEASE OVER HERE!"

    You see, ... the curse of GOD is caused by Humans sinning in such a way (while tricked by their False Gods into doing so), ...

    which riles GOD up,

    and

    sparks his furious vindictive wrath against the Human Race practising these sins,

    so that

    He annihilates the ones sinning that way off the face of the earth.

    The solution of course, is to try not to sin that way

    (or in any other way),

    so that

    GOD doesn't get mad and kill everybody.

     

                                                                                                                             Yours Truly,

                                                                                                                             Errol Lee Shepherd

    05 July

    DAMNED TO HELL: The Ruby Is My Favorite Stone

     "DAMNED TO HELL"
    (Mommy And Daddy, Competing Against The Baby)
     
    The most vile, rotten, worthless, dishonorable,
    selfish, jealous, evil, unforgivable thing, ...
    a mother and/or father
    can possibly do, ...
     
    is
    when their son and/or daughter is musically talented
    and
    has a natural love and calling for music, ...
    (and keeps asking and asking and asking)
    to
    forbid, prohibit and deny their very own child
    the golden opportunity
    to
    study and perform music, ...
     
    because both parents are
    going regularly to a  family fortune-teller, and looking 75 years into the future by the magical-powers of a Spirit Of Divination inside of a Spirit-Medium
    who's the family's best '3-3 eyed friend' since 1912, ...
    (a real Ruby in the Sun)
    and
    upon foreseeing that the child otherwise would have been quite successful and happy as can be, building his entire lifetime around music
     
    (both parents stealing the Baby's mealticket)
     
    "THEY WON'T STOP COMPETING AGAINST THEIR OWN CHILD!"
     
     
                                                                                                                            Yours Truly,
                                                                                                                            Errol Lee Shepherd